There is no indulgence so fine as an exquisitely rolled blunt. There’s just something about the sturdy smoothness and slow smoke that a blunt provides. Beyond the simple pleasures, the creative smokable masterpieces that some smokers create are worth every nug that goes into them. So get your blunt wraps rolling skills up to speed, and feast your eyes on these 10 bluntastic ways to enjoy the herb!
1. Start off with something sweet
For the lady who wants a man that always pleases, and never lets her down, take this sweet guy out for a date. He has a great attitude and is filled with all the right stuff. Plus, he has a load of green, so he will be able to treat you right.
2. Light up the night
Fill the night with fireworks with this fat blunt. A piece fit for the biggest celebrations, this rocket is the grand finale, because if you need more weed after this, it’s time for a tolerance break.
3. Soar higher than the clouds
How high can you get? How about 20,000 feet? With this prop plane, you might as well be running drugs like Johnny Depp in Blow. Don’t worry, though, in case of a drop in cabin pressure, just put this blunt to your face and take deep breaths.
4. Explore the depths
Cthulu would be proud of the likeness, at least in the face. Explore the depths of your soul, and the ocean with a blunt worthy of Poseidon. It’s like 6 blunts in one, and before you note that the octopus only has 6 legs, take a look at how thick they are. There’s no way to fit any more on his body, and the ones he does have are on fire, so help put this sea creature out of his misery with a speedy execution, 420 style.
5. Serene waters
If the deep ocean is too turbulent, let the waters of your mind calm with a serene Koi, in his Zen garden of kief. This elegant fish knows the wisdom of the soul, and the maker sure knows how to roll with a braided blunt like this.
6. Treat yourself like a princess
After all, you deserve a little pampering. Or in this case, a lot. Heck, give me a blunt this big, I would wear the dress to match! Queen of the Kush is your new name, so be generous to your subjects, and have them fetch you some snacks. Smoke this whole thing and you will need servants because that throne is holding you for hours.
7. The finer things in life
A queen should enjoy all the finer things in life, and with blunts, there is no exception. The weaving on this honey tipped masterpiece is like a Chinese finger trap, and believe me, you won’t want to let go once you take a hit off something so sweet.
8. Supernatural protection
I know I’m not the only fan out there. If ever a blunt could keep a demon from escaping, this couch-locking charm could do the trick. Old Hobb himself would be stuck for a while after this one.
9. At one with nature
If you want to blaze in the great outdoors or get back in touch with nature, why not smoke a tree… A whole tree! This is more than just some burning bush, this is an entire Ent. I don’t know if this was rolled or grown!
10. Party crasher
When you have to lay down the law, whip this out and you will have everyone’s undivided attention. You don’t need accuracy with a hitter like this because there is more than enough ammo to get the job done. Talk about a proud gun owner!
What’s your favorite blunt? Have you made any of these using your own epics blunt wraps skills? Let us know on social media or in the comments below.
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