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If you’re a stoner, you know these to be true. If you’re not, here are some telltale signs that your roommate’s a stoner, aside from them actually smoking weed. How many of these have you encountered?

 10 Ways to Tell You’re Living with a Stoner

10 Ways to Tell You Live with a Stoner

By The Stoner's Cookbook

Chances are, you've run into these problems if you've lived with a stoner, regardless if they choose to admit it or not. No matter what you do, or what they do, these don't go away. C'est la vie!

  • Your snacks are never really there

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    No matter how many Costco trips you make, your jumbo muffins never last longer than a week, if you're lucky.

  • You've seen bongs made out of anything imaginable

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    You've picked up a piece of fruit, a pop bottle or pretty much anything else, only to find it's been made into a bong. Your roomies resourcefulness would make McGuyver proud.

  • There are always empty pizza/take out boxes

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    Because what's a stoner to do? Make their own food?

  • Your house only ever smells of weed or febreeze

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    It's usually one, then the other.

  • You randomly encounter stashes of weed

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    There are weed stashes riddled around the house. Most likely because they got too high and forgot where they left it.

  • Dirty dishes. Everywhere.

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    Hungry and lazy don't make a great combo.

  • Stories starts with "we were really high once…"

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    Or if they're trying to be discreet, they'll sub 'high' with 'drunk'.

  • Their room looks like it's straight out of the 70s

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    Tie dye, Bob Marley posters, lava lamps, you name it. Walking into their room is like going back in time.

  • They have enough weed accessories to open a store

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    Bongs, pipes, rolling papers. If it's related to weed, they have it; and it's everywhere. On the kitchen table, their room, the coffee table. EVERYWHERE.

  • You always need to double check the place

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    Before inviting guests over, you always need to double check the place for any weed and weed accessories lying around.

  • They're always vegged out on the couch

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    Usually watching some children's cartoon (or maybe Bob Ross) while snacking on chips. 

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