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Ever try thinking of a certain word when you’re high, only to come up with something so close, but still so far off? Don’t worry, you’re not alone. These 12 names for these items will have you cracking up. For best results, read while high.

 12 Everyday Things Renamed by Stoners

12 Everyday Things Renamed by Stoners

By The Stoner's Cookbook

High brains don't always process things straight, but they can get creative. Sometimes the brain just finds a way to explain something without using the proper name, often yielding hilarious results.

  • "Raw Toast"

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    Well, you wouldn't be wrong…

  • "Cat Puppies"

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    Or "Dog Kittens". Hands down the easiest way to find out if you're a cat person or a dog person. 

  • "Horse Tornado"

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    This actually holds some merit…a pretty awesome name for a carousel if you ask us.

  • "Finger Pants"

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    We'll go with 'finger socks', thanks. (Ps. remember toe socks?!)

  • "Sugar Bagel"

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    It just doesn't quite have the same ring as "donuts".

  • "Cereal Water"

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    Ever try cereal with water? It's really not that great. This statement could lead to some terrible miscommunications.

  • "Spray Scream"

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    That's actually quite an eerily accurate way of describing an airhorn.

  • "Sand Moose"

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    Here's something fun. Get baked and ponder: if the plural of 'goose' is 'geese' why isn't the plural of 'moose' 'meese'?

  • "Porksicles"

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    Doesn't that sound as delicious as ribs? No? Light a joint and come back to that question, we're sure you'll change your mind.

  • "Sneeze Paper"

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    A rather apt name for tissues or Kleenex. Wait, why ISN'T it called sneeze paper?!

  • "Bird Leaf"

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    Another pretty accurate description, except this time we're pretty sure there's a scientific explanation behind using 'feather' as opposed to 'leaf'.

  • "Water With Corners"

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    Substitute every instance 'ice' with 'water with corners' in Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby" and get ready for a good time. You're welcome.

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