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Stoner culture has always been a bit odd, but when it comes to naming the product, it’s just downright weird. Whoever named these strains must have been high or something… well that might explain it. Have you ever encountered any of these 15 strains? Any that are even weirder?

 15 Strangest Weed Strain Names

15 Strangest Weed Strain Names

By The Stoner's Cookbook

Marijuana is a lot like wine. To the outsider, it's all just 'weed'. Those of us on the inside, we  know that each strain is unique & has its own name. The thing  is, these names can be a bit…weird.

  • Pack of Rocks

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    We're pretty sure if you asked your dealer for a Pack of Rocks, you wouldn't be getting marijuana…

  • +Speed

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    I'm pretty sure the only place you'd get this is in a video game.

  • Tripleproof Bluemoonshine

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    This is like the mother of compound words. 5 words slapped together into 2 all equalling a delicious strain.

  • Wild Thai Ryder

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    There's an innuendo here somewhere…

  • Spicy White Devil

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    This sounds more like a pepper than a strain of weed. Could you imagine smoking a pepper?

  • Steve McGarretts Hair

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    Hawaii Five-0 was pretty awesome, but still. Why?!

  • Sweet Island Skunk

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    Is there a distinction between regular skunks and island skunks? 

  • The Simpson Kush

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    Another one of those strains where you just wonder about the origin stories.

  • Triple Afghan Slam

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    We're pretty sure this some sort of baseball term.

  • Nutcruncher

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    Just thinking about this name gives us the shivers. Yikes!

  • Outdoor Kush

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    Presumably you wouldn't be allowed to smoke this indoors.

  • Exodus Kush

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    Since when did we start naming strains after the bible?

  • Old Mother Sativa

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    We're assuming that your Regular Mother Sativa becomes Old Mother Sativa once she's over a certain age?

  • Poison Dwarf

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    Okay, what?! That doesn't sound nice at all!

  • Fire Alien Strawberry

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    And this is where we end the list. That's enough crazy for today.

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