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Stoners love Alan Watts. And it’s no surprise Watts supports cannabis (among other drugs), given his heady aptitude. Arguably the greatest philosopher of our time, Watts’ profound thoughts paired with his unparalleled speaking abilities will leave you and your mom, brother, sister, grandpa, friend, neighbor, and dog utterly speechless.

So roll a joint and prepare yourself for 4 minutes of pure splendor. Once it’s over, consider trying your hand at a Watts impersonation with your own mind-blowing sermon. Struggling to find the sultry smooth pitch emblematic of the brilliant Brit? Better pack another bowl or five — we’re pretty sure that’s Watts’ secret.

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