1. You can eat more: Three frozen margaritas versus a pint of Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food. No brainer.
2. No drunk dialling your ex: We all know how this story ends.
3. Everything is hilarious: Literally. Everything.
4. You won’t sleep around: The only thing you’ll be going to bed with is a large Dominos pizza.
5. There’s no such thing as ‘pot goggles’: But there is such a thing as beer goggles. They tend to disguise low IQ levels, backne, and bad decisions.
6. No hangover: Remember those weekend plans you made? Now you can actually make them happen!
7. It’s cheaper: And you won’t ever forget a credit card at the bar again.
8. More Epiphanies: Drunk conversations are pointless because you’re only going to remember half of what was said—if that. Weed can make you philosophical and introspective. I love the conversations and realizations bud brings on.
9. You’ll be a better person: Ever got into a fight when you were toasted? Didn’t think so.
10. “My friend overdosed on pot,” said no one ever. You might lock yourself in a bathroom stall for 8 hours, but you won’t die.
11. You’re way better at Legos: Proof in video below Check out BuzzFeed’s Drunk vs Stoned!
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