This week, I was thrilled to find a studio that pulls no punches! Glass Rivers has some serious firepower in their shop, and I’m not just talking about their torches. From Thunderbirds to Snakes, Lions to Lionfish, the deadly and beautiful skeletal creations of the team at Glass Rivers has what it takes to kill a bowl in amazing, and lethal style!
While not all of these pieces are weapons, they are definitely killer!
Bobcat of Doom
Yes, it has to be of Doom. Everything has to have the word Doom behind it if it is to be used for nefarious purposes, unless it is a tech thing, then add an “-inator” and the number 5000 to the end, like “Wildcat Skeleton Bong-inator 5000”. You see? Sounds good, but better for science stuff. “Laser-igniting space-maurading tree-smoke-inator 5000″ Now that’s catchy! Who am I kidding, who would call something that? This deadly creature is pretty awesome no matter what you call him. I bet you could get him to eat some
Who am I kidding, who would call something that? This deadly creature is pretty awesome no matter what you call him. I bet you could get him to eat some Black Tuna (Canadians know this strain).
Laser-Igniting Space-Maurading Tree-Smoke-inator 5000
See? I told you it works better for science stuff, or in this case, science fiction. Dr. Doofenshmirtz would be proud of this creation though I doubt he could get it to work without blowing it up. This is what happens when you have kids. These cartoons get stuck in your head. Use this faster-than-light ship to destroy some Purple-People Eaters strains or some Romulan Kush, because this isn’t Star Wars, boys and girls. (Too soon?)
A Skull Sword?!
This devilish dagger is one for the ages. Pull this out at a gathering, and you will be the most feared (and loved) weed-warrior to ever grace the battlefield! I want this hung on my wall in front of a shield with a huge cannabis leaf emblazoned on it. This “burning blade” wouldn’t last long against steel, but in a battle of the bowls, you could cut a clear path to victory. The bowl is tucked in behind the pommel, and the smoke comes out the hilt. Now I have to go watch Highlander, again.
This “burning blade” wouldn’t last long against steel, but in a battle of the bowls, you could cut a clear path to victory. The bowl is tucked in behind the pommel, and the smoke comes out the hilt. Now I have to go watch Highlander, again.
Blow ’em out of the water!
Who better to carry out your Cannabis Carnage than a bevvy of brave buccaneers? This full-masted flagship of high seas highjacking is a creation of torch demi-gods! Worth its weight in gold, (or weed, whichever you have more of on hand), this artistic masterpiece is so beautiful I couldn’t bear to smoke out of it. If I had a spare, however, I might be tempted to smoke it in a hot tub, wearing a pirate hat.
Ash needs one of these! Sequel!
The greatest killing weapon ever devised… or, at least, coolest to watch in action, the chainsaw may not be a practical way to take on the undead, but it’s pretty effective at taking down some serious trees (haha), and that’s what this bad boy was born for! Someone please take a picture of Bruce Cambell wielding this thing! God points if you can get him to smoke out of it!
Know of a studio that really pushes the envelope in next-generation glass? If you could have a custom-built piece to look like anything you want, what would it be? Share your thoughts with us on our social media page or in the comments section below.SHARE