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Getting up in the morning can be a daunting task. Most of us begin the day with a unique routine that probably involves some combination of coffee, showering, getting dressed, and so on. If you haven’t included “wake and bake” in your morning routine, here are some inspirational quotes to get you on the right track. You’re welcome sleepy heads!

1. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Unless you are high!

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In the rat race that we call life it is important that we are prepared for the unknown stresses that can surprise us on a regular basis. Before you take your first steps into the unknown, take a second to embrace your herbal remedy—it’ll carry you through the day.

2. Good morning Mr. Bowl

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Remember those mornings when mom or dad came into your room to wake you up for school? Yeah it sucked waking up, but it was always comforting to start the day with a familiar face. Now that you are grown up a bit, extend that same courtesy to your favorite piece of glass.

3. Rise and shine it’s marijuana time

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Marijuana time is all the time, but the best time is in the morning.

4. Flower time before shower time

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Before you head to the shower, smoke a little herb. Turn the heat up and close your eyes for the highest start to your day.

5. Rise and grind

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Before you hit the streets for your daily grind, grab some bud and grind it up. Smoke a little and save some for when you get home—it’ll still be there!

6. My day starts at the end of a joint

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Some beginnings start at the end. Get your day started at the end of a good joint session, thank yourself periodically for committing to a good day.

7. Today is the day—but I’m going to get a little high first

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You should approach each day with intensity and ambition, but to keep from overdoing it, a healthy morning dose of cannabis will surely do the trick.

8. If ya got ’em, smoke ’em

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If you have the weed, smoke it—it isn’t going to smoke itself.

9. Rise and shine its bong time

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Smoking a bong isn’t the easiest thing to do in bed, but that’s the point. Set your bong just far enough away from your bed in order to force yourself to get up and get high. Incentivize your daily start with a little bong retrieval exercise.

10. Breakfast is better when baked

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Hey I am not talking about putting your Pop Tart in the oven—you could though. We all know food tastes a lot better when baked, so before you hit the kitchen for nutrition, toast a bowl!

Hopefully. these quotes will light a fire under your groggy behind.

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