Since the very first time someone discovered the mind-altering effects of weed, our stoner ancestors have developed new and inventive ways to get high. And, after countless years of innovation, a hero has finally brought together every toker’s favorite activities: eating pizza and smoking weed. Introducing the pizza box pipe.
The geniuses who boiled ordering pizza down to one button on an app have now turned their life-hacking skills to the delivery box itself. The “Push for Pizza” team worked with the Nikolas Gregory design studio to fashion an all-in-one actual pizza box and actual weed pipe using recyclable materials for 4/20. Want to know how it works? I thought so. Let me show you.
The pizza box cut-out
The pizza box has a small cutout in the top, which can then be folded into the shaft of a pipe. Actually,you don’t even have to try, it almost folds itself into the pipe. The cut-out is neatly designed to make sure the person folding the pipe doesn’t have to think too much about how and where it should fold.
Next, a modified stand that prevents the box from crushing can be inserted into the cardboard pipe, acting as a bowl/carbonator and chamber.According to the company, the stand is made out of a temperature-resistant white ceramic for now, but they hope to create a version made out of recycled plastic in the future.Sure, the pipe’s chamber is made out of cardboard, so it probably won’t last too long. But it’ll work in a pinch.
Fire it up
You are now ready to experience the magical pizza flavored pipe. So let it rip and enjoy the ride while it lasts. I can’t imagine this pipe will last more than a night if that. I don’t know if you have ever seen cardboard and fire together. Fire wins… every time.
The pipe is “free” in the sense that it’s just a standard part of the box, so, as they note, it won’t require pizza-makers to do anything but get Push for Pizza’s version of the cardboard holder. Then a mere press of an app button, they say, will eliminate the need to search for a pipe before or struggle to remember the telephone number of the pizza parlor after its use.
They are challenging the normal flow of the stoner. Normally you smoke weed and then have an uncontrollable urge to eat pizza. But, Push for Pizza suggests you do it the other way around. They answer that question quite logically, “The pizza is in hand before the munchies set in, leading to a more relaxed and enjoyable experience without the interminable delay of its delivery or the pain of gnawing hunger,” Good Point!
Yes, my friends, there is a catch, but one I’m sure you will be more than happy about. The catch: To use these awesome boxes IRL, we all need to do our part to drive up demand, kicking mass production into high gear. That way, everyone can enjoy the stoned Transformer of pizza boxes.
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