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I am about one month away from my 30th birthday. Gone are the days when I wished I was older—I think they actually ended when I turned 21. Arriving like a freight train of indifference are the days of wishing I were younger. One thing is for sure, I am going to make sure I knock these 10 ways to smoke weed off the list before I turn 30. Lungs, don’t fail me now!

1. A Volcano vape

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The Volcano is probably the first vaporizer I was introduced to. For someone who is about to turn 30, smoking from a Volcano is some kind of generational requirement.

2. Driving in your parent’s car

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Before you turn 30, treat yourself to some straight up nostalgia smoking. Next time you take a trip to your parent’s house, borrow their car and take it on a “high ride”. Remember the days when you were just starting your friendship with weed. Return the car stinking of Axe body spray and act like you have no idea why. It’ll make you feel 17 again.

3. Blunts

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On the eve of your 30th birthday, pay homage to your impending doom and to blunts! Have a true smoke-out with an assortment of your favorite blunts.

4. A soda can

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Definitely not the safest method to smoke weed, but certainly one we can all look back on with fondness for our first days smoking. Finish that Budweiser you are probably drinking in your late 20’s lull and poke some holes in it. You know the rest of the drill.

5. Decadence

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So the first 4 smoking methods were meant to take you back to your early days smoking. Now you should shift into enjoying the perks of being older – you hopefully have a little cash squirreled away and can splurge on some weed. Go buy a pack of Shine papers, the 24 karat gold wraps. Twist up a doobie and relish in your exuberance – and old age.

6. Treat yourself to a cannabis dinner

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Always becoming more sophisticated, the aging smoker must aspire to enjoy the finer things in life. Seek out a marijuana chef or cannabis food pairing event, and enjoy marijuana the way the “experts” think you should. After eating, head home to enjoy the inevitable post-dinner munchies. Hell, you are an adult now, eat all the cookies you want!

7. Host a weed party

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Bowls full of weed. Great music. Munchies of all shapes, sizes, and colors. Sounds like a party to me. Invite all of your friends over for a weed party. Ask them to bring their favorite strains and get to it. Treat it like a pot-luck… Call it Weed Luck.

8. 10-foot bong

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Seek out a ten-foot bong. Load it and smoke it. I promise you can smoke a ten-foot bong at any age, but there is just something about doing it before you turn 30.

9. Share with a celebrity

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Most of us have “that one person” we would like to smoke weed with. Before you turn 30, make an effort to figure out who this person is, and position yourself to share a smoke with them. Easier said than done, but you only live once – give it a shot.

10. However tha F you WANT!

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You are knocking ways to smoke off the list before you turn 30, who am I to tell you what to do. Smoke however the f**k you want. You’re an adult, make good decisions, but don’t be afraid to live on the edge a little. The clock is ticking…

Hopefully, you have been able to eliminate a lot of the ways you want to smoke before 30, so this won’t be too difficult. If not, and 30 is on the horizon, I suggest you get to it. Even just one puff from the device or in the place you need to smoke counts—it’s really easy!

Do you have any special ways you want to smoke before turning 30? Let us know on social media or in the comments below.

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