No doubt, one of the worst tragedies of all time is when weed is spilled. Not only is it nearly impossible to recover, but it’s also disgusting. From attached cat hairs to dust bunnies, cannabis is never the same once it hits the floor. Although the event is painful to witness at the time, try to laugh it off. People tend to say and do some pretty funny and random things when they drop their bud. Here are six funny things people from Grasscity say when they drop their ganja.
1. Oh nooooooo…oooo
So I was smoking out of my bubbler bong and got pretty blitzed. As I was meaning to put it on the desk to get up, it hit the inside of my knee and water flew up through the pipe and up into the weed, knocking it all onto the floor. I actually looked at it and said, ‘Oh noooooooooooo…….. oooooooooooo.’ And I didn’t even realise it until like after an hour and hadn’t even thought about how stupid I must have looked.
2. Aw, man
When I spilled my kief over my floor, I was speechless. After 10 minutes of disbelief, I heard something within me say, ‘… Aw, man.’
3. F*cking lame
Well…. I’ve actually rolled a joint before…. had it all perfect and threw it behind my ear. Then I go for a walk… then I reach behind my ear to spark up the J to realize…. it fell off somewhere throughout my walk. My reaction that one time was a silent but hearable, ‘F*cking lame…..’ just like that. That night sucked haha. But I went home and sparked a bowl and forgot it.
4. God d**nit!
I dropped a glass jar with an ounce of Trainwreck in it on my friends curb in front of their house. It spilled on the curb, the street, and the glass. It was at like 11 at night and I just said ‘GOD DAMNIT!’ at the top of my lungs before I spent the next 30 minutes finding it all. Went through every swear word in the book then.
5. My bong, my bong omg the Juicy
My friend had brought over his last gram of Juicy Fruit that he had picked up while in Miami and we had almost all of it in one bowl (saved enough for a small bowl that was two hits each) and as he went to pick up the bong (a blue dot) he knocked it over and it shattered. Glass, water, and Juicy went everywhere. He didn’t say anything except ‘F*CK’ as it hit the floor, and all I could manage was, ‘My bong, my bong omg the Juicy.’ Then we took the little bit we had left and put it in the back up bong and ripped it.
I was hanging with my friend from work (when this happened I just met him and found out he smokes so this was our first time smoking) and I bust out a little bowl I had in a grinder that my dad gave me before work. I wanted to smoke it right before work but I said, ‘F*ck it I’ll wait till after.’ So I’m grinding it and I pick up my bong to pack it. By this time the griner is open in my lap. I pick up the bong and the grinder starts to slip off mystarted and continued. The only bowl I had to my name was freshly ground up and now scattered across the floor. I have never been so pissed off at the floor. I just looked at the floor and was like ‘………………………..’ then I was like, ‘Alright than…….well……………hmmm…….I guess I’ll see you at work tommorrow.’