We’ve all been to that point in a smoke session when conversations start going in slow motion. It’s the combination of huge amounts of THC and bedtime slowly creeping up on the group. Stomachs are full of munchies and everyone’s brain is ready to call it quits. But sometimes, these conversations can severely lack substance and yet continue for an agonizing amount of time. When you feel yourself creeping into this sort of conversation, just try and think, what would sober me think of this?
1. Downplaying how high you actually are
Sometimes to join an interesting conversation, a certain level of brain power is required to contribute. Regardless of the level that you are on, many will jump into a conversation with total confidence. To avoid this, simply scope out what everyone is talking about and analyze the subject matter.
2. Blindly answering questions
We’ve all been there, you hear a question directed at you and unfortunately, your mind is in outer space. You want to return to floating in the clouds so you give a quick reply that doesn’t really make sense. We can’t blame you, being in the clouds is pretty great.
3. Your mind goes off on a tangent
One of the many great qualities of cannabis is its ability to make your mind go outside the regular train of thought. This can definitely cause problems when trying to talk sports with the guys.
4. Food is the number one priority
If you’ve got an empty stomach after smoking a joint with friends, nobody is going to be able to focus on anything else except going to grab some munchies. Good luck trying to start a conversation that doesn’t involve ordering a pizza.
5. Thinking back to when you were just as high
Conversations involving memories of the grand times will often be triggered when a certain level of highness is achieved.
6. Forgetting the question
We’ve all been there. You ask a question that will surely require some thinking to answer, and your buddy answers it perfectly. Unfortunately, you were so amazed by the intricacy of their answer that you forgot what you had asked in the first place. The ultimate stoner face palm.
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