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When someone asks you if you’re high, you might not know what to say. Some of you will be straight-forward and say yes. However, others wouldn’t dare tell the truth. From time to time, weed-smokers have had to lie about their high. Your answer at the time may not make any sense. Or, it may be completely genius. Nevertheless, you’ve been there, and you’ve done what you had to do to cover up the fact that you’re stoned. For your amusement, here are 15 lies you’ve definitely told when asked “are you high?”

1. You’re tired

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“I’m tired” is a classic answer. And for the most part, it’s one of the most plausible ones.

2. You have allergies

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In like manner of the herb, allergies can cause red eyes. So, when someone asks if you’re high, you just say you have allergies.

3. What’s high?

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High? What on earth is high? You know what they mean, but they don’t have to know that.

4. Are you high?

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Maybe the person asking is the one that’s high and is accusing you of being high. Hit them with the same question and see how they like it.

5. You don’t feel well

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If someone asks you if you’re high, just say you’re sick. More than likely, whoever is asking won’t want to catch what you have. And that’s a shame because you actually feel great.

6. It’s just your contacts

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Ahh, the contact lens excuse. Works everytime. Have fun with it and offer to take them out. That’s probably the last time someone will dare ask you that question again.

7. You have special eyes

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You aren’t high. Your eyes are just special.

8. It’s been a long day

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Maybe you had a long day at work. Or, you had a lot of errands to run. Of course, you’re just high, but that’s your business, not theirs.

9. …..

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Saying nothing at all can be the best decision at the time. After all, people can’t confirm that you’re high if you don’t tell them, right?

10. No, but you wish you were

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People might not like this response. But who cares, at least you answered their question.

11. You got spray in your eyes

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Oops.

12. You don’t smoke

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In fact, saying you don’t smoke could be true. There are other ways to get high, like eating edibles and vaporizing.

13. You don’t know

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Oh, but you do know.

14. Naaaahhhh

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Not at all.

15. You were just crying

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After crying, your eyes became red, and now you look high. Yeah, that’s what happened.

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