Most of everything in life is best enjoyed while high. Whether it be your favorite meal or going to see a movie, it’s always ten times better when you’re stoned. Think about it. What can’t weed do? In addition to relieving pain, the herb can help you relax. If you’re feeling down, weed can lift your spirits. The list goes on and on. While there are many reasons to love pot, here are ten examples of life being so much better when you’re high.
1. When you want the best sleep of your life
Having trouble sleeping? If so, then all it takes is a potent indica to knock you out. After a couple of hits, you’re in dreamland in no time. Every pot smoker knows that if you want the best sleep of your life, lighting up before bed is a must.
2. When you sit down to eat your favorite meal
Whether it be a bag of plain potato chips or a cheesy slice of pizza, words cannot explain how wonderful food taste when you’re stoned, especially when you already have the munchies. It even smells better, too. Once you take that first bite, you cannot stop until you’re completely satisfied, which can sometimes mean devouring an entire pie in one sitting.
3. When you masturbate
You can literally masturbate for hours and not get the least bit tired. Believe it or not, smoking weed can help make your orgasms more intense. Not only that, but there are also pot-infused products out there that can do the same and more. No partner necessary.
4. When it comes time to deal with the general public
Sure, it might not sound like much. But from time to time, dealing with people, in general, can be exhausting. However, when you’re high, it makes it all bearable, from shitty first dates to listening to the lady on the bus rant about anything and everything.
5. Before and after family functions
Let’s be real. Even family can get on your nerves from time to time, especially when all they want to talk about is how you’re doing in school or if you’re still smoking weed. Luckily, a puff or two before and after meeting with the fam comes in handy, even if they do call you out on being high as a kite.
6. When you first wake up
When you need a little morning pick-me-up, weed is the most helpful. Wake and bakes are the best, but not without a delicious cup of coffee on the side.
7. When you just get off work
After a long hard day, weed is all you need to feel better, no matter what you do for a living.
8. When you watch Star Wars
That’s just a no-brainer.
9. When you are bored out of your mind
There’s no such thing as being bored when you’re high.
10. When you’re chilling with your cat