Pot smokers are some of the most open people you’ll ever meet. But even stoners have their dirty little secrets, ones that are best left unspoken. When it comes to their love for all things weed, they’ll shout it from the rooftops. What they will not tell you is that their admiration for the herb has led them to do things they probably shouldn’t have. To spill the beans, here are seven things no stoner wants to admit that they’ve done.
1. Tricked someone into thinking they were ingesting weed
So cruel, yet so hilarious. If you think your mind can’t make you believe anything, then you’ve never watched a sober person act high when in reality they just smoked oregano. Oops.
2. Decided to puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, then pass
After taking two puffs, you’re supposed to hand the smoke over to the person that’s next in rotation. However, when the weed is good, you sometimes can’t help but take a few extra hits, especially when no one is paying attention.
3. Spent bill money on pot
From time to time when money is tight, a stoner is forced to decide between paying a bill or smoking weed. For the most part, bills win. But depending on the week, pot might come first.
4. Pretended not to have any weed to throw in on a group sesh
There’s always at least one person who claims they are dry when the homies want everyone to throw in on a smoke sesh. Meanwhile, they have a big fat sack waiting for them back home. Don’t lie; you’ve done it. We all have.
5. Got high somewhere insanely inappropriate
Maybe you sparked your bong while at work. Or, perhaps you snuck out of the church to sit in your car and toke. Sometimes, when you need to smoke, you just have to go for it, no matter where you are.
6. Set aside time just to act like a total stoner
A weed smoker wants nothing more than to get rid of the ridiculous stigma surrounding people who enjoy cannabis. But from time to time, it really is fun to be lazy, smoke a ton of pot, and eat junk. It’s not like you do it all the time.
7. Handled the ganja all wrong
No stoner likes to admit that there have been times when they couldn’t handle their pot. It happens to the best of them. Those edibles are too tasty sometimes, and that dank is too delicious to put down.SHARE