Some say smoking weed makes you unintelligent. But the truth is, nothing gets those wheels turning quite like the herb. In fact, some of the most clever thoughts pop into your head when you’re high. And where’s the best place to share those thoughts while they’re still fresh in your mind? Twitter, of course. Do they make sense? Sometimes. Will they make you laugh? Always. To brighten up your day, here are the 10 funniest high tweets you need to see.
1. When you have to correct the POPO
"How High Are You?"
— Marketing Pro Ric (@MarketingProRic) July 20, 2017
— Jesse M. Alexander (@GiantComic) July 16, 2017
3. What to do when your Kindel dies
Your kindel may die but books live on forever. #highaf
— Aquaman (@YungChipppa) July 14, 2017
4. You know you’re high when…
5. The truth behind snacks
— Barcity Blues (@DASASIN) July 12, 2017
6. Discovering new munchies while baked
— Grandpappy D.A.Bz (@TomassThrasher) July 11, 2017
7. When you’re pretty sure your kid’s coach smokes the giggle bush
— Mommiocrity (@Mommiocrity) July 8, 2017
8. In case you’re trying to bulk up
#InsteadOfWeightsILift my pipe, several times an hour, alternating arms.
— Defective (@deedles420) July 31, 2017
9. Do mosquitos get baked when they bite a stoner, or do they die?
If you smoke weed does a mosquito get high
— yaser (@its_yaser) July 22, 2017
10. You can’t choose your nose, but you can pick it
— Blaine Cary Scott (@MrBlaineScott) July 30, 2017