One moment no stoner will ever forget is the very first time they smoked weed. For some, the experience couldn’t have gone more perfect. But for others, it was possibly a complete failure. Either way, it’s a time to be remembered. And also cherished. After all, if it weren’t for that milestone, you wouldn’t be the connoisseur you are today. We all have to start somewhere, right? To take you on a trip down memory lane, here are 10 thoughts you had when you smoked your first bowl.
1. “Uh, so what do I do?”
Boy does that face look familiar. That’s because this is what you looked what when you first laid eyes on a pipe. You had no idea how it worked, so you either had to get a friend to help you out, or look it up on YouTube.
2. “Be cool man be cool, you’ve got this”
Once you figured out how to work the damn thing, next came the warm up. You actually thought a simple pipe would knock your socks off, so you had to brace yourself.
3. “Let’s do this shit”
The bowl is loaded, and you’ve worked up the nerve to take your very first hit. There’s no turning back now. History is about to be made.
4. “So, where’s my high?”
You thought one hit would be enough to get you what they call stoned. But as it turns out, you were wrong. In fact, you aren’t even sure if you did it right at all. Perhaps the second time’s the charm.
5. “By the time this is over, I’ll be a pro”
You know what they say. If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Momma didn’t raise a quitter. Now that you’ve gotten past the first hit, you feel unstoppable. And at this point, your homie is probably telling you to calm down. But you’re determined to get stoned.
6. “Sugar honey iced tea I think I’m stoned”
One minute you’re chiefing away. Then before you know it, you’re all of a sudden feeling a little fuzzy. You worked so hard to get to this point. But now that you’re there, you don’t know how to act, and you’re not quite sure what to do next.
You were starting to get a little paranoid there. But after some time went by, you began to see what all the fuss is about, and you are officially amazed. This stuff is great, man. You could sit still for hours and still have the time of your life.
8. “I need Taco Bell right this instant”
Here come the munchies. To say that you’re hungry would be an understatement. To put it a better way, you’re starving. And you could totally down, like, 20 tacos no problem.
9. “What if I’m not really high and this is just all in my head?”
Oh, the thoughts that come to mind when you’re baked. So many questions, not enough answers.
10. “This chair is real niceeeeeeeee…”
And you’re out.
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