Some folks believe that the only things we stoners dream about are tacos or our next sesh. But man oh man, are they wrong. Smoking weed will make you realize a lot of things. In fact, most of what we think of while high would never pop into our heads any other time. And that’s probably for the best because, to be honest, those thoughts can be too much sometimes. Pot smokers will take any little idea and ponder the hell out of it. Speaking of which, here are 10 philosophical realizations of high people that will wake you up.
1. If you’re 30 years old, then you can say you’ve been around the sun 30 times
Every 365 days, the earth makes one complete orbit around the sun. That means you do, too. Dude…
2. Evil spelled backward is live, so does that mean you’re a bad person for being alive?
Supposedly, people are natural born sinners. And sin is a synonym for evil. Coincidence?
3. A solo sesh is never really done solo since someone out there is smoking weed the same exact time as you
It may seem like you’re alone when you spark a bean because no one is around. But people are around. They’re always around, technically.
4. 4/20 is Adolf Hitler’s birthday
Yup, Hitler was born on 4/20. Let that sink in for a minute.
5. Imagine being the first person to hear a parrot speak
Eventually, someone out there discovered that one particular bird could talk. But how did that person feel? Were they scared? Were they stoned? Or, did they think they were indeed losing it?
6. Can the pizza guy really be trusted?
Think about it. Not only are you opening the door for a complete stranger when the pizza guy arrives, but you also might never know if he or she has had a hard day and just took it out on your pie. Oh, and since they know where you live, they could come back at any time. Unannounced.
7. A microwave can make food faster than “fast food” restaurants
The whole “fast food” concept is a sham. In fact, you can spend a lot of time waiting on your order, no matter how simple it is. But it takes barely any time at all waiting on your microwave to go off and tell you your food is ready. So yeah, microwavable food is the real fast food. That’s if you remember that there’s food in there, anyway.
8. Fat chance and slim chance literally mean the same thing
Either way, you don’t have much of a chance. But slim is not the same thing as fat. So why do they mean the same thing when you add in the word “chance?”
9. There’s, like, no rap songs about vaping weed
Of course, there’s plenty of rap songs that talk about smoking weed. In fact, some of them even mention edibles at some point. But what about vaping? Is vaping not cool enough?
10. A mustache is just a mouth brow