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Guides | 02.22.2023

The Best Stoner Snack Foods Of 2023

Quick snacks are always a good option to eat while high. They are cheaper than fast food, and eating them late at night can save you from starvation.

There are infinitely different snacks. Some of them are sweet. Others are salty, you can even mix them all up. A snack is just whatever quick cheap food you can get that can be ready in minutes, nothing too complicated.

Here are 5 of the best snacks for stoners and how to improve them without too much effort. They can be as complex as you want, at the end of the day, you can stack layers of complexity to make things more interesting.


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Nutella is really dangerous, especially when you are high. If you are not careful, a whole jar can be gone in hours. This amazing hazelnut spread can be easily eaten by itself, but it is also very versatile. There are tons of combinations that work perfectly as a munchie snack, but be careful; it is difficult not to finish a whole jar in one night.

Since its first introduction in 1965, Nutella has had a big impact on society. Toast with Nutella and milk has become a popular breakfast item all over the world. Regular people are used to eating it in a very simple way, but stoners have always taken this type of product to a whole different level.

Here are some of the best recipes with Nutella for a midnight delight.

  • Nutella Milkshake

  • Nutella Truffles

  • Microwave Nutella-Oreo Smush

  • Nutella & banana burrito

  • Nutella with Greek yogurt

It is not a secret how addictive Nutella is; it is difficult to get tired of it. But with these simple recipes, you can have a very good snack and not just some plain Nutella out of the jar.

Instant Ramen

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How many of you have stood in front of the pot waiting for the water to boil? Making instant ramen while high is a very interesting experience. Very few things are as simple as ramen, but when you sit down to eat it, it is just so comforting.

The market has a diverse selection of instant ramen. They can save our nights in just a couple of minutes. The beauty of it is that it can be done as simply or as complexly as you want. Everything can fit in a Ramen, and when the munchies hit, our creativity explodes.

For top-quality instant ramen, try these extra steps, you are not going to regret it:

  • Using some chicken or veggie stock is crucial.

  • Add some fresh aromatics to increase the flavor.

  • Extra protein is always good; hard-boiled eggs are a fast option.

  • Spice it up. Adding some Sriracha or red pepper flakes can help.

  • Chopped vegetables can help a lot; even frozen ones are useful.

Maybe it takes a little longer to add these steps, but the difference is incredible. Stoner snacks do not have to be so plain; with a little bit of extra work, you can have a better version, and your palate is going to be grateful.

Pop Tarts

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Pop-Tarts are another top stoner snack. They are simple but with a lot of flavor and a good texture, a fast delicious solution. Unlike other snacks on this list, Pop-Tarts are perfect on their own. It is difficult to find a combination that is better than the tart by itself.

Pop Tarts are sold pre-cooked, but they are designed to be warmed in a toaster or microwave. There is no harm in eating them out of the package, but it is worth it to give them a little toast. Fortunately for those lazy stoners, a decent Pop Tart can be made with just a minute in the toaster or a few seconds in the microwave.

Throughout the years, a lot of different flavours have been released. Some of them are seasonal; others are limited edition. But their flagship flavors are frosted strawberries, blueberry, and sugar-cinnamon.


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Nothing is as straightforward as nachos; a few fried tortillas with some guacamole and sour cream may make the finest snack ever. For stoners, a simple bag of nachos can save the night. The beauty of nachos is that you can dip them in a lot of things, such as guacamole, salsa, cheese, etc.

If you are too high, of course, it is easier to just grab a bag, some bagged cheese, and that’s it. However, if you have some extra energy and want to have the best stoner snack ever, set aside 10 minutes to prepare the ultimate loaded nacho recipe.

For the ultimate loaded nacho recipe, you would need an oven, air fryer, or, as a last resort, a microwave, and the following ingredients:

  • Nachos

  • Refried beans

  • Chilli and meat

  • Sour cream

  • Cheese

  • Guacamole

  • Salsa

  • Jalapeños

All of the ingredients are readily available at the supermarket. Just lay the nachos in a tray, put the beans and the chilli on top, and top with cheese. Let the cheese melt inside the oven, and when it is ready, pour all the other ingredients on top. Within 10 minutes, you have an amazing stoner snack for the whole night.


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You can buy a bag of chips anywhere! Potato chips are a low-cost quick snack with a variety of flavors to choose from. They can be mixed with a lot of things, like nachos, but most people would agree that the best combination is just with some kind of dip.

The question of what chips are the best is a constant debate among chip lovers. Lays, Pringles, Ruffles, Herrs, etc. are all good picks, the important decision is which flavor to pick.

Chips are the best friend for a stoner. They last a long time, you can just stack a lot in your kitchen and always have something to eat. It’s perfect for a night out with some blunts and some pals, or simply for playing video games by yourself.


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Cereal is not as complex as other snacks are. You can create the perfect snack, having cereal on your own, or with just milk or yogurt. Stoners like to spice things a bit, and with cereal, there are a lot of possibilities to take such a simple dish and make the perfect combo for a nice joint.

The easiest way to improve your cereal bowl is to add some fruit. Most fruits fit in with cereal and can considerably improve your snack. Also, there is a huge variety of different cereals to choose from.

When you are high, all flavors intensify. It may surprise you how good some snacks are when used as a cereal. Try something you like with some milk. It might become your new best munchie snack.

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