10 Problems Only High People Understand
Like most enjoyable things in life, smoking comes with its own set of problems.
Getting high is fun and relaxing, as we all know. Like most enjoyable things in life, smoking comes with its own set of problems. Only high people understand these aggravating problems that have become a part of our daily lives.
There is nothing worse than sitting down to smoke another blunt and realizing that you have no lighter. Not only do you have no lighter, but you also can’t remember where you put it. You got so baked earlier in the day and all you can remember is the snack you ate. Forgetfulness is an enemy of us smokers, and a common problem.
Have you ever felt like you’re running out of saliva and you all of a sudden need water before you dry up like a raisin? This problem, called cottonmouth, is very familiar to us smokers. Luckily, it can easily be treated by chugging a ton of fluids.
3. Going out in public
This sounds simple, but it’s far from it. First, we have to spend time convincing ourselves to go out in public. Once we finally make it out of the house, we try our hardest to seem normal. To us, we stick out like a sore thumb. Does anyone even notice we are high? Probably not. Nevertheless, venturing out into the world can be a task.
4. Running out of pot
The heartbreaking moment when you go to your stash and discover you smoked it all. This pain can only be understood by those who have gone through it. Not only do you have to take the time to find more, which can take forever, but you also have to stare at an empty stash until you do. That’s enough to ruin any greenhead’s day.
5. Dropping weed on the ground
Dropping weed is quite the dramatic experience. It’s similar to the feeling you get when you drop your cellphone, but ten times worse. A phone can easily be picked back up, weed cannot. Not to mention it’s uncomfortable getting down on all fours searching for even the tiniest bit of bud. If you enjoy getting high, you know how crucial it is to save any and all weed that you have.
6. Eating too much food
Having the munchies isn’t always a problem until you eat too much. It’s easy to do considering food tastes so amazing when you’re high.
7. Smelling like weed
While we may like the scent of Marijuana, it can be a problem if others smell it. There’s always that one guy that is quick to announce that he smells weed. In order to save ourselves the trouble of being in the spotlight, we make sure we keep spray handy.
8. Red eyes
Eye drops are a smoker’s best friend because of this. Sunglasses will do the trick too, but you may look pretty silly wearing them indoors.
9. Getting ashes on your clothes
After passing the blunt to a friend, a big pile of ashes comes tumbling down onto your favorite pair of white pants. We’ve all been there, it seems to happen only when you’re wearing good clothes. Fortunately, you can prevent the stain if you blow the ashes instead of wiping them off.
10. Lighting your hair on fire
A mishap that is especially common for those with long hair. Lighting up and accidentally frying off an inch or two of hair is never a fun experience. There’s also nothing smellier than the scent of burnt hair.
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