Marijuana has come a long way since Purple Haze, and there are now hundreds of strains of marijuana on the market. It seems the industry has had to keep up with the number of strains by getting more and more creative about strain names.
They are getting weirder and weirder and we’ve compiled a list of strains with the strangest names for you to check out. How many of them have you tried?
This strain is also known as Afgoo, and I suppose it gets its name from its gooey kind of nature. This strain has light, fluffy buds covered in crystals, and will make you feel soft and gooey on the inside. This hybrid is super strong and gives you the best of both sativa and indica.
2. Alaskan Thunder Fuck
This strain gets its name because it comes from the Matanuska Valley in Alaska. In fact, it is sometimes called Matanuska Thunder Fuck. It thunder fucks your brain rapidly after inhaling and is one of the strongest sativas on the market.
This sativa was created by crossbreeding the Blue Dream and Conspiracy Kush, and I guess as a result they ended up with a Blucifer. It has a bluish-purple colour and this is also where it gets its name from. Its long lasting energetic effects may turn you into a little devil.
4. Blueberry Lambsbread
Somehow these seem to be flavors that just don’t mix, but according to reviews this strain has a nice earthy taste and a berry aroma. It is a hybrid strain for uplifting your mood. But have no fear, no lambs were harmed in the making of this strain.
5. Cat Piss
Apparently you shouldn’t let the name deter you. This sativa strain is meant to give you a pleasantly chilled vibration and gets its name because it has a sweet and sour taste. Although the effect looks appealing, the taste does not!
6. Cataract Kush
So this strain does not get its name because it cures cataracts. In fact, it’s so strong it makes you feel like you have cataracts. So this strain is not recommended for the first time smoker because it will literally make you feel blind.
7. Crouching Tiger Hidden Alien
Tiger’s Milk bred with Starfighter apparently creates a Crouching Tiger Hidden Alien, whatever in the world that might be. It’s a powerhouse indica and encourages a full body relaxation sensation. This strain provides quite heavy sedation, and perhaps that’s the part that turns you into a hidden alien.
This is a fun name for a strain of weed. It is definitely not doing anything to keep the teenagers or the drug fiends away. If you don’t know whether to choose dope or opium, just take the plunge and go with dopium. A relaxing and mellow hybrid smoke.
9. Poochie Love
This one gets its name from the famous Dog Shit strain and the Face Off. This seems to say enough. Poochie Love has a bit of a friendlier name because its fragrance isn’t quite as … unpleasant as its mother, Dog Shit. However, it is quite a strong sativa that keeps the mind ready for a productive day.
The name says it all. Just like it suggests, this indica is specific to enhancing the sensuality between romantic ones. Derived from the Indian Kamasutra, this strain makes you and your partner feel relaxed and sensual.
What do you think of our Top 10? Have you heard of any stranger names that we’ve missed out? Let us know your thoughts on social media or in the comments below.