So we have all been there, it is April 21st, and you’re reminiscing about your 420 celebrations. As usual, 420 fell on a weekday so you probably had to forego the smoke-outs that you were accustomed to during college or on the weekends. If you are still in college or some sort of weekday freedom situation, good for you.
1. You set your own PB for next-level high
So uhh it was 420 right? You didn’t think it was possible to get as high as you did. Congratulations, proceed to the next level.
2. Someone asked you for papers
You had a stash of extra papers, and good job, too. If you don’t roll them all yourself, chances are you met plenty of people who needed to bun a paper. We’ve all been there.
3. Cotton mouth
Fact- smoking weed gives you cotton mouth. All you can do is bust the dryness by drinking one of your favorite drinks. Maybe you went all out and drank something you normally wouldn’t. This pro suggests trying coconut water. Not only will it hydrate your body better than plain old water, it tastes great.
4. Munchies hit you hard
Fact- smoking weed will eventually make you hungry. There are plenty of options for food, many of them are junky. If you are a health nut, maybe you indulged with some greasy yum yums. If you are not so health conscious, you should give some juicy kale a try- just kidding, get a burger. You know you want it!
5. You got lost
Maybe you found yourself lost on your way to that juicy burger joint, or maybe you just get lost in your head. Either way, we hope you lost yourself in the high times that come on 420.
6. You stared. A lot
Lots of staring- lots! Where did your wandering mind take you? Listen to your heart beat. Watch the walls of your apartment or house. Stare at whatever the hell you wanted to. It’s 420 and there really aren’t any rules- as long as you were high.
7. You lost your wallet/ phone/ keys
Always searching pockets, bag, pockets again. Item is lost. Definitely lost. Gone forever. No, wait. Found it. Wait, where is it? Anyone else eternally searching for stuff when they’ve been smoking?
8. Your eyes were red, red like Mars
Red eyes are a fact of life for the stoner. Red eyes on 420 are like white on rice- they stick around. Hopefully, you were prepared with your favorite brand of eye drops. Or maybe you really don’t mind the red eyes. Your call. Everyone else looked the same, anyway.
9. You wanted to be entertained
Music, movies, dancing, hiking, biking, writing- these are a few of my favorite things. You know what you love to do, so hopefully you enjoyed 420 in all of its glory, and planned some of your favorite activities.
10. What did you say bruh?
Forgetting is not unusual on 420. Forgetting what you said or what your friend just said is also not unusual. Most of my friends tend to ramble and miss the point, so I wasn’t too concerned with what they said. But if you were, maybe you used the voice recorder app on your phone. We all know the best ideas come to you when you’re baked. Live changing, revolutionary ideas. Shame you can’t remember them today. But know in your heart that those ideas were brilliant.
420 has its tendencies, they are often predictable. It’s why we all love the Holidaze. If you were hit by any of these, you weren’t alone. Here’s to it, and let the countdown to 710 begin.
Did anything on the list happen to you? Maybe you learned a lesson and will remember for next time. Although, refer to point 10 and shrug. You’ve probably forgotten. Let us know on social media or in the comments below.