10 Wild Smoke Spots

Funny or obscure blazing spots vary, but there are some that are just too wild to ignore. Here are 10 crazy (or funny, depending on your high-perspective) places to smoke weed.

May 2, 2015

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Funny or obscure smoke spots vary, but there are some that are just too wild to ignore. Some are crazy for the opportunities to contemplate the meaning of life, others because there’s an element of danger. Here are 10 crazy (or funny, depending on your high-perspective) places to smoke weed.

1. The Zoo
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Photo credit: Lidia Carballo via Flickr

Why it’s crazy: Animal observation and narration—stoned. Maybe you and the animals even share a consciousness for a while. At the very least, your high may help you consider what the animals are dreaming about (food, food, I’m a lion, food). We all have something in common with the lion, no?

2. A Rooftop
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Why it’s the best: Because you get to watch all the people and cars that look like ants from up “high”. And you can pretend you’re a giant.

3. A Hot Air Balloon
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Why it’s crazy: Flying high (double entendre) in a giant balloon. Just don’t do anything stupid while you’re up there—and yes that includes lighting a joint in the balloon’s burner. And maybe also make sure you’re with someone who knows how to fly the thing.

4. North Korea
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Why it’s crazy: Two words: North. Korea. Apparently, cannabis isn’t regulated in North Korea and there are no rules against smoking it, or if there are rules they don’t seem to be enforced. According to reports, you can smoke it just about anywhere in the country. Who would have thought North Korea would be more liberal than the U.S. when it came to regulating cannabis?

5. Bathroom
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Why it’s the best: Not only is hotboxing a bathroom likely a #throwback to your teenage years, but it is also a viable way to get high. Just don’t bring your pets into your hotbox hideaway—high cats are not as fun as you would think. Trust us.

6. On a Bridge
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Why it’s the best: Just watch the glistening water and reflect on life, “I swear I just saw a blue whale swallow a mermaid.”

7. On a Ferris Wheel
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Photo credit: Josh McGinn via Flickr

Why it’s crazy: Up high again (in many ways). If the wheel is high enough, you’ll get a spectacular view of your surroundings. If it’s not, you can just laugh at all the carnival goers beneath you, who are clearly not on your level.

8. Amusement Park
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Why it’s the best: An amusement park is full of stimulation. From the flashing lights and sounds of those games that no one seems to win to those tiny donuts that taste like little spheres of heaven, amusement parks are a stoner’s paradise. Plus, have you ever played skee ball stoned?

9. In a church
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Why it’s crazy: It’s a church—it feels like someone is always watching. But we have heard of people smoking up in private rooms before weddings. Maybe weed makes the service more entertaining, especially when Aunt Belinda tries to talk your ear off about her wonky tibia (again).

10. In a patrol car. In uniform. While on duty.
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Photo credit: Perry Quan via Flickr

Why it’s crazy: Oh the irony.

 

 

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May 2, 2015