We have compiled some hilarious reading material for you! These are the 21 most hilarious tweets about weed that we could find on Twitter. Also, at the end we’ve included a few twitter accounts to check out while you’re high! Happy reading, stoners!
Who is the idiot that called it “possession of marijuana” and not “joint custody”?
— Terry F (@daemonic3) September 17, 2013
i only go on ebay after i smoke pot that way i’m always the highest bidder thank you check please
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) January 22, 2015
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
— Spencer Hicks (@SpencerLenox) March 29, 2012
people who celebrate 4/20 already smoke pot every other day i don’t make up a holiday for jerking off & crying in the shower wtf
— mustard (@nice_mustard) April 20, 2012
do you smoke pot because weed be cute together — Pickup Lines! (@pickupIines) February 9, 2014
It’s really hard to explain that your eyes are really red from allergies and not weed when you’re buying cupcakes and a pound of Doritos.
— Big Ted (@Awk0Tacoo) March 19, 2013
They say Marijuana is a gateway drug? To what? Taco bell?
— Because I’m a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) March 25, 2015
About to light up and call downstairs tell them what room im in complain about the weed smell just so they don’t think it’s my room.. — g -host (@therealstylesp) November 6, 2015
POLICE: knock knock DRUG DEALER: who’s there P: weed DD: weed who P: we’d like to come in and arrest you DD: lol good one, come on in
— Pumpkin Spiceotope (@BuckyIsotope) November 15, 2014
have u ever worn an outfit that made u wanna smoke weed that day
— BRANDON WARDELL (@BRANDONWARDELL) November 5, 2015
I judge how good weed is by how long it takes me to write tweets. I’ve been working on this one for 15 minutes.November 5, 2015
Rain is like God crying when he runs out of weed November 5, 2015
Kid walking next to me holds a sign towards me reading “weekend.” When he catches my eye, he folds the sign so it says “weed.” November 4, 2015
Check out these Twitter accounts!
It’s okay. We think it’s fun to get high and browse Twitter for three hours as well. So here’s some stoner twitter material for you to browse!
Weed Tweets by @stillblazingtho
High Ideas by @reallyhighideas
Intelligent Stoners by @Geniuspothead
And of course, follow us if you aren’t already! @herbworthy