8 Clues That Your Boss Smokes Weed
As a pot-smoker yourself, you can figure out the answer by looking out for a few clues, like smelling of loud to frequently disappearing for break.
Are you pretty positive that your boss smokes weed, but still aren’t 100% sure? If so, then you may just be able to find out without even asking. While some people are great at covering up their love for pot, others couldn’t hide it if they tried. Since this is your boss we are talking about, they likely aren’t so obvious about it, or so they think. As a pot-smoker yourself, you can figure out the answer by looking out for a few clues. From smelling like loud to frequently disappearing while on break, here are eight ways to tell if your boss smokes weed.
1. They keep eye drops at their desk at all times
Now, just because someone uses eye drops, it doesn’t necessarily mean they smoke weed. But unless they have serious allergies or dry eyes, they’re probably smoking pot and using them to cover up their red eyes.
2. They smell like loud
A more obvious clue is how your boss smells when they come into work every day. If they smell like a walking weed nug, then they most definitely smoke the ganja.
3. They disappear while on a break
So, you know your boss is on a break but is nowhere to be found. That’s probably because they are hotboxing their car or hiding behind the outside dumpster lighting a J.
4. They frequently talk about weed
Your boss may support legalization and not actually smoke the herb. But if they seem like they know a thing or two about getting high, then that’s a sure sign that they are smoking pot, or at least used to at one point.
5. They take off on 420
Why else would your boss take the day off on 420? If it’s not their birthday, mother’s birthday, or something along those lines, then they are celebrating International Weed Day.
6. They give you this look when you ask off for 420
Yup. Your boss knows exactly what you’ll be doing on that particular day. And with a face like what you see above, they’re all for it. Being approved to have the day off on 420 is a good indication that your boss also likes to smoke weed.
7. They keep a lighter on them but don’t smoke cigarettes
Does your boss always have a lighter, but never any cigarettes? If so, then may just be weed that they’re sparking.
You can also have a look around their office. Are there any candles or anything that might need a flame? If not, then it’s safe to assume that they have a lighter on them so that they can sneak in a few hits of the jazz cabbage while at work, or on the way home.
8. They don’t harass you when you come into work looking high
If you clock in looking stoned and your boss notices but doesn’t say anything, then they’re either cool with it or choose not to harass you because they also smoke weed.