It’s almost 420, and everyone knows that Colorado is the place to be this is epic cannabis holiday. If you’re playing hooky and heading to Colorado this week, you are sure to see a few types of stoners. Maybe you’re even one of them! Here are the 9 types of stoners that you’ll find in Colorado on 420.
1. The Poser
Their bong is the biggest at the party and they’re covered in weed swag. In reality, this stoner has only smoked a handful of times. They probably know the lingo, but if you’re a pro you can tell how high they are! Smoke them into the dust.
2. Edibles Only
These ones are hella easy to spot. Their pocketing are packing – they have gummies, home-made brownies, and lollipops. This stoner is a cannabis candy store. While they will probably be WAY too high on 420, you should befriend this person and snag a snack.
No matter what they’re smoking, they’re hacking up a lung. The smallest hit, or a giant dab, this goofball stoner can’t seem to control that lung reflex. If you see this person, hand them some water. If this person is you, learn to take smoother hits.
4. The Suit and Tie
The stoner who works a 9-5 job, probably in a high-rise, and most likely at a bank. They’re making money, and drive a nice car, but on 420 return to their rebellious authentic selves. Look for their fancy watch and zippo lighter.
5. The Old-Timer
They grew up during prohibition, and probably badmouth the green stuff every other day of the year. Today though, weed is a time-machine to they’re youth. Chances are, this person could even be your very own grandmother. Respect your elders, people.
6. The Veteran
This stoner fought for your country – they deserve to be high, on 420 and on every other day of the year. This you spot a veteran, give them a hit from your joint and chill for some crazy stories.
7. Super Casual
Weed isn’t their life, but they know how and when to enjoy a good smoke. This stoner is pretty decent at rolling a good joint and will be a solid friend to stick by at the house party you attend. They’re reliable, and reliable people are good to chill with on 420.
8. The Pro
This stoner not only enjoys all things cannabis, they also work in the industry. They examine the flower everyone has, and tell you about the latest grow methods between deep hits on the bong. They know their stuff, and it’s pretty cool, especially on 420!
9. The Dab Guru
Concentrates galore! They’ve made their own shatter and brought it to the party. That oil rig – it’s decked out and hits clean. This stoner knows the latest trends in the industry and will keep the whole crew high.
Are you one of these stoners? Even if you aren’t, Colorado will be ready for you this 420.