8 Genius Dispensary Signs That Will Make You Laugh

Some of your local dispensaries have a great sense of humor, as these dispensary signs prove.

Oct 11, 2016

Everything is funnier when you’re high, all smokers know that. Some clever dispensaries are making the most of their branding opportunities, and clearly have a great sense of humor, as these dispensary signs prove. 

1. Sorry, we’re stoned

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How could you even be mad at this? After all, honesty is the best policy. Unfortunately, I have no idea what genius decided to put this hilarious sign in the window. Still,  I wonder if they have a limit on how often you can hang the sign?

2.  Grass n’ Go

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As can be seen, this isn’t your average gas station. In fact, this is a dispensary in Detroit. However, you could easily trick some people with this one, being that it looks like somewhere you would go to fuel up.

3. The Farmacy

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Farm-acy. Get it? Now that’s a knee-slapper.

4. De Olde chronic shoppe

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In general, if a sign says chronic, that’s all that matters. Nevertheless, it’s still kind of funny.

5. Starbuds

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How many pumpkin spice-loving folks confused this Detroit dispensary for a Starbucks? Maybe they got some coffee Kush instead.

6. House of dank

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If it’s dank, we’re in.

7. Herban legends

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Until now, I’ve never believed in urban legends. But if this Seattle dispensary has legendary herb, consider me superstitious.

Oct 11, 2016