Domino’s Made All You Messy Eaters A ‘Wipeable’ Adult Onesie
Tired of not being able to gobble down pizza like the wild animal that you are? If so, Domino’s is about to solve your problem with their new onesie.
Tired of not being able to gobble down pizza like the wild animal that you are? If so, Domino’s is about to solve your problem. Now, there is a wipeable adult onesie so that you can get pizza all over yourself. Not only is it cozy, but it also features delicious slices of pizza all over it. Therefore, you can show your love for one of the world’s favorite foods while you chow down. After indulging, just wipe your fingers on yourself, and you’re ready to go! It’s time to say adios to napkins and hello to wipeable pajamas.
Domino’s invents ‘wipeable’ adult onesie
Don’t you just hate having to fetch a napkin while you’re covered in pizza sauce? Now, thanks to Domino’s latest invention, you can enjoy your pizza and use yourself as a wipe. That’s right, Domino’s officially has a wipeable onesie, which allows you to conveniently wipe pizza contents all over yourself.
New Year’s day is right around the corner, which happens to be Domino’s busiest day of the year in the U.K. However, they’re not too busy to gift their customers with the world’s “First wipeable onesie,” as the food chain calls it.
Of course, some may say the idea is ridiculous, but true pizza-lovers will appreciate attire that has stain-proof fabric with soft velveteen for comfort and resilience.
The wipeable onesie is made by fashion designer Charlotte Denn. Not only do the pajamas allow you to inhale your pizza as wildly as you want, but you also can do so worry-free.
Will the ‘wipeable’ onesie be the best invention of 2017?
According to Domino’s, it took Denn approximately 13 hours to create the first-ever wipeable onesie. Before you go saying that the pajamas are a waste of money and energy, there’s more to love.
In fact, the onesie even comes two large side pockets for storage. With this in mind, you can keep extra snacks inside them, such as a drink or chips. Also, bear in mind that weed will fit perfectly in them as well (wink, wink).
Why might this onesie be the best invention of 2017? Well, as it turns out, roughly 73% of Brits change into their pajamas or comfy attire as soon as they get home during the evening.
Not to mention, for every £25 spent in these pajamas, Domino’s will match each sale and donate all proceeds to charities that include Teenage Cancer Trust.
Louise Butler, Domino’s rep, says that the pizza and onesie combo is the perfect way to ring in the new year,
We expect the first of January to be our busiest day of the year as the whole nation puts their feet up to unwind after bidding farewell to a surprise-filled 2016.
We know there’s nothing quite like a freshly handmade pizza and a box set on New Year’s Day so what better way to celebrate the start of 2017 than with the launch of the ultimate relaxation accessory – not only is our home uniform cosy but it’s wipeable and comes with an extra serving of Domino’s cheeky humor on the side!