As you know, there are certain standards of cleanliness that every pot smoker should follow. Not only do you need to clean your devices correctly, but you also shouldn’t smoke just any nugget of weed that you find as it can contain dirt. Or worse, mold. While most of such nastiness is easy to handle, some things can happen that are beyond the stoner’s control. To point out some of the gross moments of smoking weed, here are 9 of them that you’ve probably experienced.
1. Getting a taste of dirty bong water
You are supposed to empty out your bong water daily for a reason. Not only will it dirty up your piece, but it will also taste horrible if it manages to find its way into your mouth. Gross.
2. Getting resin all over your hand
Have you ever accidentally stuck your finger in resin while cleaning your rig? If so, then you know how bad it stinks. And also, how impossible it is to wash off. Gross.
3. Having gross blunt slobber touch your lips
As many times as this is brought up, you would think it would stop. But no, there’s always that one guy that leaves spit on the blunt and then has the nerve to pass it to the next person. Gross!
4. Having weed shoot through your wipe
It’s one thing to get pot bits in your mouth, but it’s another when it is forced right to the back of your throat. That right there is enough to make you gag. Or worse, vomit. Gross.
5. Throwing up from greening out
It’s rare that anyone vomits after smoking pot, but it does happen. And when it does, it’s the absolute worst. In case you’re ever in the situation, these tips will help make it better.
6. Carpet weed
From time to time, you might get desperate enough to scrounge up the bud that you spilled all over the ground. Right along with it, you’ll get hair, dust, and who knows what else. If you don’t mind getting sick, go for it. Otherwise, just say no. You deserve better bud than that. Gross.
7. Spilling bong water on yourself
If one thing is for certain, it’s that dirty bong water smells terrible. And when you spill it, the mess is awful to clean up, especially when it lands on you. Gross.
8. Sparking old bud
It’s quite exciting to find a sack of bud that you completely forgot about or thought you lost. But here’s the thing, you don’t know how long it’s been sitting around. It could be full of mold, you just never know. But you sure will once you spark it.
9. Inhaling ashes
You can wind up with ash in your mouth in more ways than one. It could slip through your piece, or you might not be paying attention and end up adding to much flame to your bud. Either way, it’s gross.