420 is here! While you’re probably spending a great deal of time and energy planning your favorite day, there are bound to be a few hiccups! Here are 15 things that will probably happen to you on 420.
1. You’re going to smoke weed
Maybe it’ll be a joint, or a dab or an edible. Either way, it’s going to happen.
2. You’re going to either take the entire day off, or skip out of work early
You felt zero shame asking your boss for 420 off months ago. If you have to work though, you’re definitely going to skip out a few hours early (yes, literally skip).
3. The cannabis crew you run with will be rolling deep
All of your buddies will be together (at least at first). A toke with your crew is a great place to be, celebrating your favorite plant.
4. You’re going to dig out your most ridiculous marijuana clothing
Today, you’re repping your favorite hobby. GO HARD!
5. Papers: you’ll either run out of them, or you’ll be providing them to others all damn day
On any other day, you might use 1 or 2. Today is a completely different story. Stock up for your own sanity.
6. You’re going to get too high
If you’re celebrating 420, you’re probably not new to cannabis. That being said, you are still going to smoke/dab/eat too much weed. This step is going to result in a lot of things.
7. Getting lost – it’s inevitable
Whether you’re hanging out at the celebration in downtown Denver, at a buddy’s house, or on your college campus, you’re going to get lost. It’s possible too that you won’t actually be lost, but you’re going to have a panic-stricken moment that you are.
8. Losing your belongings
All of the important things: keys, id, wallet, papers, and maybe even your stash!
9. Cotton Mouth
Even if you are completely used to cotton mouth, you’re going to notice it’s intensity today in particular. Carry some water!
10. Mad Munchies
When you’re sky-high, you’re bound to get the munchies. Carry around some snacks. Save the number to your favorite pizza place in your phone (because not a chance in hell you’re going to be able to find it using Google today.)
11. Red Eyeballs
Don’t be a newbie. Today, your eyes are going to be red – carry some eye drops with you.
12. You’ll stare at things. Lots of things.
The smoke cloud hovering over your crew. The bubbling cheese dip in the oven. Some movie that’s playing in the background.
13. A general state of confusion
At some point, probably because you’re too high, you’re going to get a little mixed up. Maybe this will occur when you get lost, or when you’re talking to a buddy about the best concentrate you’ve ever had. Don’t worry, everyone will be a little mixed up today.
14. You’ll want things to do
Maybe you’ll just NEED to watch Cheech and Chong. Maybe you’ll have to focus on Jenga or playing Pacman. No matter what it is, you’ll have to fiddle with your hands, so prepare ahead of time!
15. Sharing is caring
If you’re in a crowd, you’re going to be sharing your bud with complete strangers. If you’re at a house party, enjoy the banquet of options that is sure to be available. Sharing is caring on 420 people.
Whatever shenanigans you get into on 420, enjoy! Smoke too much and laugh a lot.