Hiding a bong isn’t always simple, especially when you’re dealing with one that’s vast and bold. Rather than tucking away your piece, why not disguise it instead? In reality, bongs can be used for a variety of things, not just smoking weed. So, if you want to keep your love for bong rips a secret, then all you have to do is transform it into an everyday household item. From a piggy bank to a flower vase, here are five things that you can use your bong for so that no one can tell what it is.
Just add some water, a few fishies, and wah-lah! You have yourself a fishbowl. Of course, this doesn’t mean you should bubble your pets to death. But you can clean your piece and turn it into their temporary home. Just don’t forget about them when it comes time for your next session.
2. Piggy bank
Another way to disguise your bong is by transforming it into a piggy bank. How? Simple. Toss in some coins. That’s it. And if some wise guy asks you what the deal is, say you’re saving up for something extra special, like a bong. Again, make sure you clean your piece first.
What’s that? A gorgeous flower vase? Nope, but that’s what people will think. All you have to do is a little scrubbing to your piece, place a few lovely roses inside, and you’re all set. Who knew a bong could be so decorative?
That’s right; you can turn your smoking device into a lamp. As can be seen, the idea is pretty genius. You’ll need to purchase a make-a-lamp kit, though. But not to worry, they won’t cost you any more than ten bucks from your local Walmart. Amazon sells them for cheap, too.
5. Desk accessory
It’s probably not the best idea to bring your bong to work. On the other hand, you could get away with it by turning your piece into a desk accessory.
There are a few ways you can do this. The first option is to use it as a paperclip holder, or maybe even a jar for some mints. The second option: turn it into desk decor. Add some fancy leaves, place a pretty ball on top, and make it work.
Of course, it likely won’t take long for someone to notice your feng shui. But no one can say anything unless you decide to rip a few on the job. And if you work from home, well then you’re welcome to do just that.