Christmas, another time of year when we spend copious amounts of time eating and sharing memories with family. While this might sound like a perfect gathering, many of us are well aware that it’s actually a time of stress and anxiety. Those grandparents who constantly ask about your love life or aunts and uncles who just can’t seem to understand what it is you actually do at work, and is it even a real job? For those of us who need a little help to get through this season, remain calm, and remember to indulge in a smoke session before the festivities begin. These happy holidaze-inspired pieces should leave spirits merry and bright, long enough to make it through the fruitcake, at the very least.
1. Holly jolly
Holly and candy canes just scream Christmas cheer. This color-changing, hand pipe is perfect for celebrating the season and carries a deep bowl.
If you’re feeling extra generous this season, why not share with some of your cousin who are struggling through the family gathers just like you are? Before sharing, make sure they’re trustworthy and enjoy cannabis on their own. Otherwise, you might become that cousin who all the aunts consider a “bad influence.”
2. Sweet treat
Sherlock pipes are always a unique and exquisite find. This candy cane shaped piece is perfect for those quick smoke session between meals.
The colored glasses are spun together, then blown into the familiar cane shape that decorates many of our trees. In fact, if you’re in a pinch and need to stash your pipe quickly, hanging it on the tree might be the perfect camouflage.
3. The perfect piece
This oil rig is the perfect way to say Merry Christmas to the concentrate-loving dabber in your life. Santa is joyfully waving and wishing well, as potent oils and budders raise spirits sky high.
The round shape might make transporting this piece a little difficult, so be sure to use with caution and always place it somewhere safe and secure when finished. There will be no hope of a silent night with the sound of shattering glass ringing in your ears.
4. A Christmas Story
Poor, Ralphie. All he wanted for Christmas was a Red Rider bb gun. Instead, he got the infamous pink bunny onesie pajamas.
This classic tale of Christmas woe is something we’re all familiar with; waking up with excitement, expecting to find exactly what you asked for perfectly wrapped and placed under the tree, only to be disappointed by socks and underwear. This hand pipe probably embodies the way many of us feel about Christmas better than anything else.
5. Classic combination
Coca-Cola and Christmas have been partners in the holiday seasons for decades. Each year, Coke releases special collectible bottles to commemorate the season, featuring images of their iconic polar bears or Santa Claus.
While this particular bottle is clearly plastic, it shows how simple it can be to create your own holiday-inspired bong. They do release glass bottles, too, and while those might be a little harder to construct into a smoking piece, it would become the perfect keepsake to add to the holiday decorations.