5 things every lazy weed smoker needs
Because sometimes you just want to get high.
If you often huff and puff before cleaning your favorite rig or rarely decide to roll a blunt because it seems like way too much work, then you might be a lazy weed smoker. That’s not to say that you’re a full-time slacker, but when it comes to smoking weed, you prefer to get right to it. Less time preparing, more time smoking, that’s your philosophy. But you’re not the only one who shares that ideology. Plenty of companies cater to cannabis consumers like you, and with their handy, time-saving products, they’re making lives much easier. Here are 5 incredibly useful things every lazy weed smoker needs.
1. Flower Power Grinder
Tired of working your hands to death just to grind a couple grams of bud? If so, then the Flower Power Grinder is about to change your life. Whether it’s a single gram or even as much as 21 grams, this electric grinder can break up your flower in under 10 seconds. And if you’re feeling extra lazy, then you can also store your goods inside of the device’s lid, which just so happens to double as a vacuum sealed container.
2. Piece Water
Why slave over a sink trying to get your bong all squeaky clean when you can just substitute bong water with a liquid that keeps your rig in pristine condition? It’s a no-brainer that Piece Water is a godsend to stoners with gunky devices. Not only does the all-natural bong water alternative clean your glass while you smoke, but it also reduces nasty odors and is 100% non-toxic. You best believe after witnessing the miracle of Piece Water, you’ll never use regular H2O again.
3. Top-O-Matic T2 Rolling Machine
Although this rolling machine is advertised for cigarettes, it works more than fine for weed as well. For a weed smoker that is new to the art of J-rolling, or just really don’t feel like doing it, the Top-O-Matic T2 will roll you the perfect joint every time. All you have to do is load the bud and papers then turn the lever. Just like that, you have a smokeable marijuana cigarette. Meanwhile, your buddy has only begun sealing his or her’s.
4. The MagicalButter Machine
Whipping up a batch of homemade edibles is usually hit or miss. Sometimes, you get lucky and end up baking something that’s actually edible and gets you high. But other times, you screw up severely and waste all your precious time, and bud, with no buzz to show for it. By investing in the MagicalButter Machine, you can go from being a baking disaster to a ganja chef with the press of a button. Just slide in your Mary Jane, along with some butter, and MagicalButter will do the rest.
5. Twisted Glass Blunt “OG Edition”
Every weed smoker knows a lot of effort goes into smoking a blunt. For one, you have to roll the thing. And two, you have to pluck the ashes before they get all over your clothes. But with the Twisted Glass Blunt OG Edition, there are no papers and the cherry is infinite. Simply add up to two grams of bud, twist the screw counterclockwise, then give it a light. When you’re ready for a fresh round of herb, turn the screw clockwise and out the ashes will come.