If there’s one thing that weed heads know, it’s that the herb makes you happy. In fact, it can be down right sexual. But it’s not just the plant itself that fires up your loins. It’s also the little things, like breaking open a fresh bag of bud. Or, discovering a left over blunt roach in your ashtray. Just like you can get a mini orgasm from food, you also get one from weed, in more ways than one. From toking out of a clean piece to catching a whiff of the greenery out in public, here are 10 things that are orgasmic to pot smokers.
1. Trying a new strain
Smoking on the same ol’ thing can get old after awhile. So when it comes time to fire up something new, it feels just like sex, only better.
2. Discovering an extra nug when you thought you were dankrupt
Being without bud is a total turn off. But when you find out that there’s more ganj to be smoked, now that’s sexy.
3. Dispensary deals
From time to time, pot shops will offer excellent deals, like buy 1/8th, get 1/8th half off. Or even better, 20-for-$25 edibles. As you know, nothing is hotter than saving a dollar.
4. Watching the resin disappear while you clean your piece
Cleaning your favorite bong or pipe is without a doubt a pain in the ass. But at the same time, it’s kind of stimulating, especially when you know you’re going to smoke out of it when you’re done, which leads us to yet another orgasmic point.
5. Smoking out of a freshly cleaned device
There’s nothing sexual about hitting a filthy device. As for an instrument that’s fresh and clean, that’s a different story. Not only is the taste purer when you smoke out of a good-as-new piece, but the hits are also smoother.
6. Smelling sweet, sweet dank out in public
You’re just minding your business and enjoying the beautiful day when all of a sudden you catch a whiff of something familiar. After realizing it’s the devil’s lettuce, you’re tantalized by its delicious aroma. That’s enough to make any stoner get weak in the knees.
7. Opening up a brand new bag of bud
It’s hard to say what’s more erotic about purchasing a bag of weed. The pungent smell, or wiggling your hands inside to touch the fat, beautifully-grown nugs.
8. Opening up your grinder to admire your kief collection
Of course, it can take some time to collect a desirable amount of kief. In fact, most people have to wait days before they see a decent kief collection. But when it finally comes time to crack open that grinder to lay eyes on what you worked so hard to achieve, it makes it all worthwhile.
9. That first bite of food when you have the munchies
Food is orgasmic, being high is orgasmic. So when you combine the two, things get hot and messy fast.
10. Wake and bakes
Between the smell of coffee brewing and that first hit of the day, wake and bakes are everything.