Problems lead to innovation. The inventor of PenSimple, a compact herb grinder with dispenser, created his product after losing too much herb to simple spills and accidents. PenSimple is a one-of-a-kind tool that grinds, stores, and dispenses herbs with the touch of a button. After reading these five spilled weed disaster stories, you’ll be wishing you had a PenSimple, too.
The founder of PenSimple, possibly the coolest weed gadget ever, knows firsthand what it’s like to lose some herb. What should have been a relaxing afternoon was quickly turned into the opposite.
It was me, my bowl, lighter, and a grinder packed full with the last of my herbs. I went outside to enjoy the day, looking forward to a relaxing afternoon. As I unscrewed and opened my grinder, it stuck momentarily and the unexpected jerk made me drop it and spill it across the grass.
Instead of a relaxing afternoon, I spent it trying to figure out how to prevent that from happening again and PenSimple was started.
But, something good came from this moment of strife. Now, the first batch of PenSimple herb grinders is available for preorder. They start shipping in December, new orders will ship in January.
2. Stupid floor
Standard weed grinders are notoriously unreliable. Many people out there can relate to this enthusiast’s experience. As Grasscity forum participant ziggyshugenadz explains,
So I’m grinding [my flower] and I pick up my bong to pack it. By this time the grinder is open in my lap. I picked up the bong and the grinder starts to slip off mystarted and continued. The only bowl I had to my name was freshly ground up and now scattered across the floor. I have never been so pissed off at the floor.
Devastating loss, truly.
Sometimes, you have to contend with nature. This poor cannabis-lover made the rookie mistake of exposing his joint and crumbled cannabis to the wind. He tells,
In my very early days of smoking, I was rolling a joint, with the last of our weed. I had it all broken up and in the paper, I just had to roll it. Well someone knocked on the window and wanted to get in, it’s a 2 door mustang. So I open the door, and step out with the joint on a book, the wind just took that whole thing. I was in disbelief.
Wouldn’t it be nice to have a herb grinder that keeps your herb safe until you really want it? One that’s ready where ever and whenever you want it.
4. Bubbler disaster
Have you ever spilled bubbler water on your cannabis? Needless to say, it’s pretty disgusting. This poor chap was trying to balance too many things at once. The result was a total disaster.
So I was smoking out of my bubbler bong and got pretty blitzed. As I was meaning to put it on the desk to get up, it hit the inside of my knee and water flew up through the pipe and up into the weed, knocking it all onto the floor. I actually looked at it and said “Oh noooooooooooo……..oooooooooooo”.
5. Soapy herb
Spilling your cannabis is one thing, but have you ever spilled something on your herb? One unfortunate Reddit submission details a horrifying incident of soapy cannabis.
One day, at the end of the sesh, [my girlfriend] spilled her bubble soap container in her purse. We thought nothing of it, she cleaned it out and noticed nothing strange. The next day though, when she went to smoke with some friends, the weed wouldn’t light well and had a weird chemical smell when it did.
Nasty. Who wants to smoke soap-covered cannabis?
This is why you need PenSimple
All of these stories are excellent examples of why you need PenSimple. PenSimple allows you to grind manually, store securely and portably, then dispense at the push of a button. There’s no hassle, no mess, and your herb is protected from disaster.
Not to mention, $69 is not a bad price for a true time and money saver.
Want to get a PenSimple before everyone else? Make the first shipment by pre-ordering today. Grab your PenSimple here.