Amazing Pizza Pocket Might Be The Greatest Invention Ever
Tired of porting portions in precarious packaging? Behold the ultimate feedbag for freestyle food frivolity, the Portable Pizza Pocket.
The munchies can strike at the most inopportune moment, so you have to be prepared. To enjoy a snack on the go, you usually have to carry a bag or box to hold it. But if you are tired of porting portions in precarious packaging, then your savior has arrived. Behold the ultimate feedbag for freestyle food frivolity, the Portable Pizza Pocket.
Pizza pocket is baked bling
That’s right, now you can have a handy slice with you wherever you go, with the only pizza container equipped with a lanyard to go around your neck. Not only will it keep your slice close to your heart, it is Ziploc-tight to keep it fresh. Your body heat will keep it nice and toasty so you don’t even need to heat it up.
A slice of heaven
The description for this nifty idea states:
Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It’s a bold (and delicious) fashion statement. Portable pizza. The best invention since delivery.
Why stop there?
I don’t know if I can argue about that, but I wonder. For guys like me, one slice is never enough. If I am going to combine food with fashion, I say “Go big or go home.” Do they have the super bling, Flavor Flav-size necklace? I could go for a personal pan on hand at any given time.
Come to think of it, a personal airtight container on you neck could come in handy for other items you might not want in your pockets…
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