Love cannabis? Of course, you do. What’s not to love? Cannabis only happens to be the best plant on this planet. But even the best things in life don’t come without some challenges. Here are 15 problems only cannabis lovers understand.
1. Having the munchies but the fridge is empty
Can’t wait to eat that last piece of… wait. There’s nothing here.
2. Trying to smoke when it’s windy outside
Not even holding your hand up will help.
3. Spilling bud on the floor
We’ve all been there.
4. Smelling like you stepped out of Cheech and Chong’s car
Don’t mind the smell of dank seeping from my pores.
5. Getting skipped in rotation
6. Traveling somewhere new and trying to score
It’s the vacation of your life. Well, until you find some decent bud that is.
7. When the last lighter goes missing
It was right here.
8. Knocking the bubbler over as you’re trying to ash it
Alright, let me just carefully try to…
9. Empty baggies everywhere
How did they all end up here?
10. When your mouth feels dryer than the Sahara desert
I just need a drink, or three.
11. Always wearing sunglasses
Never leaving home without them.
12. Spilling bong water everywhere
Time to spray some Febreeze over that stain.
13. When someone drools over the blunt
First off, how? Second off, gross.
14. Jobs that require a drug test
15. Realizing you went through your entire stash
It happened so fast. Now you’re dankrupt.