No one is born a weed expert. But when you finally become one, life sure is great. Not only can you roll the fattest blunts, but you can also find the best deals on pot. In fact, there’s not much you can’t do with that green thumb of yours. As a veteran, you know your shit better than anyone else, and that’s why newbs rely on you the most. Between your massive glass collection and years of experience, you’re the real deal, man. Do you fit this description to a T? If so, then here are 10 things you’ll get as a seasoned toker.
1. You are the chosen one when it comes to rolling skills
Amongst your friends, you are the most trusted when it comes to handling the ganja. Since you are an expert, they know your rolling skills will always be on point. That also means you get dibs on the first hit.
2. You know where to find all the best deals
As a seasoned toker, you have many years of experience under your belt. So if ever someone needs help scoring an excellent deal on bud, you are their go-to guide.
3. You only smoke the good shit
Of course, your veteran status didn’t come easy. You’ve certainly had your fair share of bad weed. But through much trial and error, you now know the difference between loud and schwag.
4. You’ve tried all the many ways to consume the ganja
From pot brownies to dabs, there’s not a single method out there that you haven’t given a go. And if anyone comes up with a new way to toke in the future, then you’ll try that too.
5. There’s no amount of THC that you can’t handle
No matter how strong the concentrate or how potent the strain, you’re down to take it all in like a champ. In your eyes, there’s no such thing as too much THC.
6. You can turn anything into a smoking device
It’s rare that you don’t have a rig. But when desperate times call for desperate measures, you can transform practically any object into a device that hits just as well as an authentic piece. That green thumb of yours comes in handy in more ways than one, that’s for sure.
7. You are not someone who can be ripped off easily
Since you have your weed measurements down pat, sneaky dealers stand no chance at pulling one over on you. And in instances when you aren’t sure if you’re getting your money’s worth, you aren’t afraid to whip out your scale.
8. Variety is the spice of life
Between your selection of colorful pipes and all the crazy looking bongs you have at home, some days it’s hard to choose which rig you want to hit. In fact, you probably own at least one of each device out there.
9. You know so much about weed that you swear you should be paid for your expertise
From the many types of strains to the anatomy of the cannabis plant, you know everything there is to know about weed. If someone paid you for all the times you taught someone else a thing or two, then you would have it made in the shade.
10. Life as a seasoned toker can be exhausting
When you aren’t busy fixing other people’s messy blunts, you are correcting someone who doesn’t know their facts. That’s enough to make anyone tired. But hey, someone has to be the genius, and that someone is you.