Everyone knows that pets are the best pals to have around, especially when you’re high. Not only are they loyal, but they also know how to cheer you up. Although they can’t smoke weed with you, they can entertain you while you’re stoned. From keeping you company during a smoke sesh to trying to steal your stash, here are seven things you’ll understand if you smoke weed and have pets.
1. Cats are the biggest stoners
Not only do they get high on catnip, but they also enjoy being lazy. Cats even get the munchies. They can eat all day and still beg for more.
2. Hiding your stash is a must
Pets can be sneaks. For this reason, you know that it’s imperative to hide your stash after each session or they’ll snatch it in a heartbeat, and you’ll be the one who has to pay for it.
3. Pets are a great source of entertainment
It doesn’t matter if you’re high or not, pets are hilarious. But they are especially entertaining when you’re super stoned. You can stare at your animals forever and never get bored. Pets have no chill.
4. They are as loyal as they come
If you need someone to play with or just want someone to be around, pets are always there. You are the one that feeds them, after all.
Whether you are watching your favorite series on Netflix or catching some zs, pets will never leave your side. Finding loyalty like that these days is hard, from humans anyway.
5. You can tell your pets anything
After a couple of hits off the dank, you may be in the mood to talk about some pretty random stuff. They might look at you strangely, but at least they won’t judge you when you go on an hour rant about how there’s never enough chips that come in a bag.
6. Animals are trippy
Have you ever had your cat attempt to attack you while you were high? Or, has your dog came running towards you at full speed after you just smoked? If so, then you know that animals can trip you the hell out. Especially cats, those furballs are sneaky.
7. You secretly wish you could get them high
Never let your animals ingest cannabis. Although many of them can benefit from the medicinal benefits of cannabis, this doesn’t mean it’s acceptable to stick a joint in their mouth.
Still, you can’t help but imagine what your pet would be like if they were high. Not to mention, the thought of always having a sesh buddy is exciting alone.