Today is the perfect day to smoke weed, wouldn’t you say? Not only is the weekend just one day away, but there’s also really no wrong time to have a toke. So why not, right? Besides, you won’t be alone. In fact, someone out there is getting high right now, just like you. How cool is that? If you’re already building up a nice buzz, then it’s time to have a little fun. From one high friend to another, here are seven things you’ll get if you’re stoned right now.
1. Feeling twice as high after watching this
If you can get through that whole video without busting a move, then you haven’t smoked enough weed. As for those of you who are as gassed as it gets, you danced along the entire time.
2. Thinking how amazing it would be if a Taco Bell near you delivered
Here come the munchies. And you know what would be just fantastic right about now? Tacos. Not just any tacos, but Taco Bell tacos delivered to your door. Unfortunately, not everyone knows what that sort of joy feels like, or tastes like for that matter.
3. Wondering who else out there is smoking pot right now
Think of it this way. Each time you spark up, someone out there is doing the same thing at the same time. But who is this person? Tommy Chong? Wiz Khalifa? Both? Hmm…
4. Wishing you were this high
When you smoked weed for the first time, this is probably what you looked like, blunt in hand and all. This dude is goals, and most people who smoke the herb wish they could get this high. In case you haven’t seen him in action, here you go. You’re welcome.
5. Debating on whether you should smoke again or nah
After all the randomness you’ve endured thus far, you might be about ready to grab your bong, pipe, or whatever and have another toke. Go for it, man. You’re going to need it.
6. Not being stoned enough for this clip
No amount of ganja could prepare you for Laura Clery, the YouTuber responsible for this video. And there’s plenty more where this one came from if you’re down for a little inappropriate humor.
7. Your current situation at this point
Not only are you wondering how you made it through this entire article, but are also still trying to process everything you just saw. But hey, you did it. Now it’s time to smoke some more and pat yourself on the back.