We’ve all been there: You’re high and suddenly you’re hit with the most brilliant idea ever! While most of them are forgotten in the swirly smoke, some actually make it to market. Here are eight inventions that every weed smoker needs (if only to make life easier when blazed) which could have been invented by people who were also elevated.
1. Burn one but not yourself
The excitement is at an all-time high, just like yourself, as you’re about to snack on some freshly baked pizza that you’ve pulled out of the oven. This time, you do all of that without burning yourself, too, thanks to having put on these burn shields.
2. Clean yourself up
So, you didn’t burn yourself on the racks, but you still happened to drop some pizza crumbs? Don’t worry about it, as you won’t even need to bend down to clean up the mess with these broom and dustpan slippers.
3. Here’s how to stay in bed all day
Officially, it is known as a Selk’bag, but most people would just call it perfect. And, yes, there are Star Wars options for adults.
4. Share the love
There’s no need to wait for Valentine’s Day, either, as this is a gift that your significant other will love on any day of the year. But, hey, you could also treat yourself.
5. The e-stash
From your kicks to your belt, you can stash your stash in a variety of places, but the iHit will always be with you – unless you lose your phone, that is.
6. Wake. Bake. Repeat.
As the tagline goes: rip it and sip it.
7. Eye don’t see why not
No matter where you are, from the lecture to a meeting, you can be covered – your sleeping eyes, that is. Yes, there are eyelid covers that make it look like you’re awake and paying attention, which, just like your favorite bud, shouldn’t be used when driving.
8. The meeting is in session
If you have some friends coming over, but don’t want to get out of bed, the Tokyo Nishikawa Reversible Kotatsu futon has you covered. It essentially turns any sitting room into a meeting room that has the comforts of bed.