For some, V-Day is the day to confess your love, propose, or spend a romantic evening with a partner. Yet, Valentine’s Day can also be an annoying or difficult time for some people. Why not boycott the celebration altogether and inhale some cannabis instead? After all, the day is a great excuse to sit back, unwind, and enjoy some much-needed herbal TLC. F*** Valentine’s Day, here are five strains for the dateless.
Valentine’s Day isn’t all fun and games. If the celebration has you feeling blue, then f*** Valentine’s Day. Grab some Trainwreck. Trainwreck is a strongly sativa-dominant hybrid that can produce up to 25% THC.
Popular among experienced cannabis consumers, this pungent herb can send you riding on waves of euphoria and bliss. The Trainwreck high is relaxing and uplifting, providing the ultimate way to relax and enjoy the experience.
2. Blue Dream
V-Day may be most famous as the holiday for romantic love, but sharing this easygoing hybrid is a great way to show some love to friends and family.
Popular with just about everyone, Blue Dream has a deliciously sweet, earthy blueberry aroma and provides a balanced, sociable high. Giggles and thoughtful conversation are sure to be the theme of the day with this bud.
3. Girl Scout Cookies
There’s no denying it. A couple grams of Girl Scout Cookies is far superior to a heart-shaped box of chocolates. This hybrid has taken the West Coast by storm with its lime-green flowers and earthy, pungent aroma.
The THC in this strain can be astronomical, up to 28%, but the overall experience provides a nice mix between mental stimulation and a deep, comforting physical relaxation.
4. Alaskan Thunder Fuck
There’s nothing like a good rebound…with weed? Also known as ATF, this sativa provides an uplifting high that is sure to make you forget about being dateless on Valentine’s Day.
Featuring a seductive herbal, pungent aroma, this will easily entice you into a clear-headed and serene kind of mood, perfect for taking a little time for some self-care over the lovely holiday. This strain is perfect for the day, but can also keep you up for any nighttime celebrations with your pals.
5. Sweet Tooth
Forget your old sweetheart, Sweet Tooth is a much more worthwhile use of your time. This succulent indica has a juicy sweet berry aroma and a potent, sedative high. When it’s time to wind down for the evening, this dessert-like strain makes for the perfect nightcap.
Jolly and euphoric, there’s a good chance you’ll fall asleep with a smile on your face after a few puffs of this delightful herb. No tears, no sorrow, just pure cannabis-inspired bliss.