After a smoke sesh, three things can happen. You either don’t get high at all, you only get a little high, or you get high as gas. If you’re the type of pot smoker that doesn’t believe in setting limits, then you more than likely strive to get baked. Of course, that’s not what smoking weed is all about. But every now and again, it’s fun to see just how high you can get. From carrying on conversations with your brain to staring into blank space, here are 10 things that happen when you’re super duper high.
1. You check yourself out
If you’ve ever been super duper high, then you’ve probably stared at yourself in the mirror at least once. When you do, it’s like you’re looking at an entirely different person. Then you snap out of it for a sec and are all like “Damn, here I am. That person I see is me.”
2. You eat anything and everything
The higher you get, the hungrier you will be. Well, that’s how it is for some folks, anyway. But man, food tastes so, so good when you’re on cloud nine.
3. You get your jam on
There’s nothing like being baked and listening to some fire beats. You could sit there for hours just busting the same move over and over and still be content.
4. You just sit there
There could be a car alarm going off, music blaring in the distance, or even a fight breaking out. None of it phases you when you’re really super high because once you’re in the zone, there’s no coming out until you start coming down from whatever planet you’re stuck on.
5. You and your brain carry on conversations
In other words, you talk to yourself. But when no one is around, and you’re way too high, you have to have someone to entertain to you, even if it is just your own brain.
6. You get lost in the TV
From nature documentaries to cartoons, pretty much everything the TV has to offer is A-OK with you when you’re stoned. As long as you have your snacks and somewhere comfy to plop your toosh, you’re fine with watching whatever. Well, except the Kardashians.
7. You debate smoking more weed
As if you really need to think about it. If you even slightly consider sparking up more bud, then chances are you’re most definitely going to smoke more pot. Who are you kidding? The answer was yes all along.
8. You get KOed
Once that weed hits you too hard, you’re out.
9. You laugh at who knows what
Oh, the giggles. They don’t always strike, but when they do, out comes the ugly laugh. For no real reason at all, other than the fact that you’re super duper high.
10. You lose your chill
Unless you’re one to get paranoid, smoking a ton of pot won’t turn you into a scaredy cat. But those edibles, though. They are something else. Too many of those bad boys and you’ll be doing the run and jump, which is where you make it a goal to keep your feet off the ground as much as you can so that whatever is after you won’t kill you.