Everyone knows that there a certain number of things that you can only get away with when you’re super high. They are usually followed up with something like, “Sorry, I am really high,” or maybe just that red-eyed smile that explains everything without needing to say anything. Here are five things that you will probably get away with if you are high, how many have you done?
1. Cheating hard on your diet
Once you reach that moment in your high, it’s almost impossible to resist the urge to stuff your face with the most unhealthy foods imaginable. Just try and double down on the diet the day after the binge, it should balance itself out, right?
2. Drifting off mid-conversation
For all the fans of strong indicas out there, this is something that can happen to the best of us. You’re having a laid back conversation about something that doesn’t quite keep you engaged enough and then boom, you drift off into the clouds. But hey, no one can blame you for that.
3. Misplacing lighters
We all that one guy who pockets the lighter as soon as the session is over, and once everyone needs it again it is nowhere to be found. We have all been guilty of this at some time in our lives, so give the perpetrator a break and make sure you bring at least two lighters next time!
4. Losing your patience
Everyone know’s that time seems to slow down substantially after consuming a fair share of cannabis. This can often lead to frustration during the most menial of tasks. Boiling water to make some KD can seem to take hours when it would usually take 5 minutes. As Albert Einstein once said, “Time is all relative”.
This is especially true when having edible forms of cannabis. The long and drawn-out high can sometimes make you drift off way before your actual bedtime, sometimes resulting in 12-15 hours of sleep.