8 weed products for a sexy Valentine’s Day
Because green is the true color of love.
For non-blazers, V-Day might just be an excuse to exchange gifts like oversized teddy bears and corny cards. But for cannabis crusaders, it’s a day for out-of-this-world sex and mind-blowing highs. Imagine receiving a bouquet of bud instead of roses. Or, a box of gourmet chocolates infused with weed. Traditionally, the colors of love are red, pink, and white. But truthfully, it is green that is the most seductive of them all. Here are 8 weed products for a sexy Valentine’s Day.
1. 420 Naughty Pops
It doesn’t get much hotter than a dick on a stick. Whether you have a craving for white chocolate, or prefer something a little darker this Valentine’s Day, MJA & Marlotion Bath Company’s 420 Naughty Pops come in both flavors. Infused with 300 MG of medical grade cannabis with a 1:1 THC/CBD ratio, these organic chocolate dicks will melt in your mouth and have you feeling pleasantly buzzy after just a couple of bites.
MJA & Marlotion Bath Company also has sour cherry-flavored 420 Lady Lipz Gummi Sticks which contain 300 MG of herb with a 1:1 THC/CBD ratio. Just in case you’d rather lick your way to cloud nine.
2. Valentines Day Collection
What could be more romantic than soaking in a tub with your lover on Valentine’s Day? De La Beuh’s Valentine’s Day Collection comes with five cannabis-infused bath bombs, flower petals scrub, and bath soaking fizz. For an even more chill experience, light up a J, catch a high and watch the bath bombs put on a wet and wild performance.
3. FORIA Awaken
One of the best gifts you can give on Valentine’s Day is a toe-curling orgasm. FORIA Awaken promotes pleasure regardless of whether you’re by yourself or with your boo. Using eight all-natural aphrodisiacs, including CBD, this sex-enhancing oil will lead to fuller, more intense orgasms. And it’s edible too, making it satisfyingly oral-friendly. Ooh la la!
4. Cannabis bouquet
Woo your weed-loving Valentine this Valentine’s Day with a one-ounce bouquet of Lowell Farms’ all-organic cannabis flowers. Roses won’t get them high, nor will they make their jaw hit the floor, but these beautiful buds sure will.
5. “High Love You” Valentine’s Day Gift Set
For the ultimate trio of weed-infused goodies for your sweetheart, there’s no need to look beyond Kush Kandles’ Valentine’s Gift Set. In addition to a “High Love You” Kush Kard, this Valentine’s Day-friendly combo comes with one “Seduce Me” Cannabomb spiked with 200 MG of CBD as well as a limited-edition “Chocolope” Kush Kandle. For extra brownie points, be sure to attach a hand-rolled joint to the card.
6. Pussy Pipe
Get high on pussy and weed this Valentine’s Day with a Pussy Pipe from Kidd Bell. After a few puffs from the smokeable hoo-hoo, who knows what naughty things will take place. One thing’s for sure, though, this pipe will undoubtedly set the right mood.
7. MB Valentine’s Bundle
The number one route to anyone’s heart is through their stomach. For a thoughtful, tasty, infused v-day gift, whip up a batch of weedy baked goods with the help of MagicalButter. MB’s Valentine’s Bundle comes with all the baking essentials for crafting flawless and delicious cannabis treats, including a cookbook, butter molds, gummy trays, and of course, the MB2e 110v Machine itself.
8. A box of joints disguised as a Valentine’s Day card
Remember those short, yet sweet Valentine’s Day cards your classmates handed over to you every year in elementary school? Henry’s Original is offering an adult-version of the treasured boxed v-day cards with four pre-rolled joints hidden inside. With messages like “Cannabe your Valentine?” and “Weed be good together,” you’re bound to make the stoner guy or gal in your life smile.