Oh, the things you do when you’re high. For the most part, you may act relatively normal after a few tokes of the ganja. But from time to time, too much herb can cause you to do some rather odd shit. But don’t worry, you’re not alone. Every pothead out there has had their WTF moment. When you’re high AF, you never know what the herb will have you doing. From going on munchie sprees to being paranoid for no reason, here are ten things you may have done while stoned that will make you say “why am I like this?”
1. You ran a red light
If you’ve sat at a red light while high, then you know it can feel like forever waiting for it to turn green. But have you ever decided to just go for no reason at all? It seems as if some force pressed your foot on the gas pedal. Then, you’re like “WTF did I just do?”
2. You went to a buffet and showed off
Stepping into a buffet while baked is like entering the gates of heaven. There is food around every corner, waiting to be devoured. Before you know it, you’re on your tenth plate, your high is gone, and you’re staring at a plate full of gummy bears.
3. You tried to pass your bud to the air
If you prefer to smoke with your homies, then this may or may not have happened to you more than once while getting high by your lonesome. But hey, at least you tried to be polite.
4. You scared yourself shitless
You have no idea why you’re freaking out. And you are pretty sure you hear things. You’re so high that you’re terrified, and you aren’t letting whatever is in your house get you. Not today.
5. You forgot all about the food you had in the oven
So, there you are, going about your day when all of a sudden you remember that the pizza that you put in the oven. And you were so excited about it, too. WTF?!
6. You did your own thing while playing video games
Video games are fun, especially when you’re high. From time to time, it’s just as amusing to do your own thing rather than play by the rules of the game.
7. You spent hours looking for something that was in your hand the entire time
You went to great lengths to track down whatever it was that you lost. Only to realize that you were holding onto it all the while.
8. You stared at yourself in the mirror questioning who you are as a person
You probably talked to yourself, too.
9. You saw things differently
That moment you’re staring at something, and you start visualizing a bunch of randomnesses.
10. You acted sneaky just because
Even in situations where there was no possible way you would get caught, you still acted as though someone was about to bust you for being high.