19 Weird Things People Do With Their Pets When They’re High
Maybe these aren’t the kinds of things that people would admit to their friends, but thanks to anonymous secret posting, we can find out all.
Marijuana is sometimes the inspiration to do strange things. But how weird do they get? Thanks to Whisper posts, we get to find out the extent to which people do very strange things with their pets when they are high. Maybe these aren’t the kinds of things that people would admit to their friends, but thanks to anonymous secret posting, we can find out all.
So, every stoner has probably had a strange connection with their animal while they´ve been high because marijuana can do that. Check out the very strange things people can do with their pets!
Absolve your sins?
It’s common for people to talk to their pets about their lives when they are high. In fact, one user submitted their Whisper post saying that when they get high, they confess to their dog all the ways they have been a bad owner and they apologise. According to the user, the dog is okay with it and forgives them entirely. So next time you’re feeling guilty, get high and apologise to your pet.
One user says that they spent hours talking to their cat about their terrible sex life, although their cat didn´t seem particularly interested in their lack of fornication. Their cat was probably getting all that they needed.
Loving your pet almost too much
So, sometimes we smoke weed and hang out with our animals and are just overwhelmed with the love that we feel, and it causes us to do some very unusual things. One user said that they held their cat up in the air and sung the Circle of Life. It seems like some kind of initiation into the kingdom of cats!
Some stoners said that they have tried to pass the blunt or the pizza to their animal, and have been really disappointed when their pet has refused to accept the gift of marijuana or the gift of pizza. Another whisper post says that they often spend time giving their cat massages and scratches while they are stoned, just to share the love!
One particular submission suggests giving catnip to your cat while you’re getting high. That way you get to share your high, and can spend the day together watching Jerry Springer and eating lots of snacks together. Well, that sounds like the perfect being to have a stoned date with!
Just downright creepy…
One of these Whisper posters admits that when he gets high he dresses up his dog and pretends that the dog is his girlfriend. You can’t help but wonder what is actually involved in the pretending that the dog is his girlfriend. I hope no animals were harmed in the making of this crazy idea!