Weed and Masturbation Come Together in One New Product
Shaped like a weed leaf and cleverly named, the Mary Jane Vibrator is giving marijuana enthusiasts a whole new kind of buzz in the bedroom.
Shaped like a weed leaf and cleverly named, the Mary Jane Vibrator is giving marijuana enthusiasts a whole new kind of buzz in the bedroom. For around $80, interested parties can purchase the exclusive massager and experience all the good vibes it has to offer.
Marijuana memorabilia can be found everywhere. From hats and sweatshirts you can smoke, to lotions, drinks, and even cookie cutters, the market for weed related items is growing larger and larger every day. Adult toy company, Ganja Vibes, is helping to expand the market further with the introduction of the world’s first Mary Jane Vibrator.
Social media is the driving force behind sales of The Mary Jane Vibrator, and users are not hesitating to share their excitement about the product. The toy created quite a stir during its release last week, spawning #GetHighGetOff. The soft, green, silicone cover lends itself well to being photographed, and the extreme amount of ridges instantly catches the eye. It’s no wonder the internet is exploding over this thing.
Creator of Ganja Vibes, Heather B., knew what she was doing when she came up with the idea for the product. She worked with American designer, Carl Conlee, who also happens to have a tenure working for NASA. The two came up with a design that is not only appealing to the body, but also visually appealing, ensuring customers an even more intense experience.
Heather B. is just as excited about the product as her followers.
“I enjoy using my Mary Jane Vibrator to massage my jaw when I clench at night. I like to massage my entire face when I have a migraine and also place it under the nape of my neck to soothe pain. I love to use it for intimate, triple stimulation play whenever I’m too far away from my love. I’m most excited to use my Mary Jane Vibrator with my lover in all kinds of fun ways!”
Who could disagree with a statement like “triple stimulation play?”
What You’ve All Been Waiting For
The Mary Jane Vibrator is currently stocked and available for sale. Customers are guaranteed satisfaction from the powerful vibrating pleasure egg, housed inside the silicone cannabis cover. The toy also features multi-speed wheel control for optimal ease of handling and maximum intensity, and a four foot durable cord to allow for comfort and easy access when using with a partner or alone. It all comes tied up in an emerald, satin, drawstring pouch just waiting to be undone.
Oh, and it’s waterproof.
Packaging and delivery are also guaranteed to be discrete, ensuring nosy neighbors are none the wiser.
If you’re in the market for a new massager, The Mary Jane Vibrator seems like a safe way to go. The sleek design and rich textures pull customers in, enticing them to make the $80 investment. The benefits outweigh the costs with this one.
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