The Top 5 Best THC Energy Drinks Of 2024

Oh yeah, this is going to be fun. We’re talking about THC energy drinks, and I think these are some of my favorite inventions in all of human history. It’s the perfect mix of the zoomies and chill that the world needed to make the grind of hustle culture tolerable if not enjoyable. 

Not all THC energy drinks are created equal. Some taste good but have groggy, gross effects. Others set the mood just right but taste like bad breath. What you want is something in the middle. A crisp, refreshing, earthy taste that doesn’t overpower the other (ideally – natural) flavorings with a steady flow of energy and light footedness. 

Well, we are nothing if not dedicated to the hunt. And we hunted, all right. Our result is this list of the top 5 best THC energy drinks of 2024 and possibly all time. Possibly. We’ll let you all be the final judges.

Hands down, Wobble from Crescent Canna wins first place. This is a sparkling symphony of strawberries and pineapple. With 10 mg of THC and 100 mg of caffeine per can, Wobble is designed to keep your feet on the ground, your head in the clouds, and the vibes going strong all day long.

Pabst has joined the cannabis cause?? We love this. We also love their flavors like Mango Blood Orange and Strawberry Kiwi. It’s a perfect THC-infused seltzer for winding down or kicking back.

Cann offers low-dose (2-5mg THC) goodness in flavors like Blood Orange Cardamom and Grapefruit Rosemary, some of the classiest flavor pairings I’ve ever heard of. These are like if The Great Gatsby was a stoner and created a tonic to serve at his galas. 

This dreamy blend of CBN, THC, and CBD with lemon balm and lavender is like smoking with the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland after having a coffee with the Mad Hare (whose name is Thackery Earwicket – fun fact.) It’s zen and fun, like a “nice cup of tea!”

If you need a little extra vroom-vroom in those zoomies, Keef Energy’s got you covered. 100mg of cannabinoids and a surge of energy will fully send you on whatever mission you’re on.

I love that we live in a world where this brilliant concoction of liquid Winnie the Pooh and the Road Runner exists. You can incorporate one into your morning routine or inject hyperdrive zen into your afternoon. It’s a harmonious blend of the best of both worlds. So, why not replace your regular cup of joe with something that offers a bit more zap and a lot more chill?