10 Faces You’ve Definitely Made If You’ve Ever Smoked Weed
Have you ever noticed yourself making funny faces while you toke? If so, then trust and believe that you aren’t the only one.
Have you ever noticed yourself making a funny face while you toke? If so, then trust and believe that you aren’t the only one. In fact, there are tons of different faces that people make when they’re high. Faces that you’ve probably made from time to time as well. From your surroundings to the potency of your pot, there are so many factors that can cause you to look one way during a smoke sesh and another way afterward. For your amusement, here are 10 faces that every weed smoker has made.
1. The “I have no idea what I want to eat” face
If you get the munchies often, then you know all about this face. While sitting at the drive-thru glancing over the menu, this is how you look. Deciding between a double cheeseburger and chicken nuggets is not easy.
2. The “Heh heh heh, that was funny” face
You know, the face you make after your friend says something hilarious. Also, the same one you make while watching The Simpsons, YouTube videos, etc. Things are pretty funny while you’re high, man.
3. The “Wow, what an incredible story” face
Ah, the face you make while your homie is telling an intense story. From beginning to end, your face screams “I’m in awe.” But that’s because weed expands the mind and makes you think.
4. The “I just smoked weed for the first time, and now I’m the shit” face
It’s okay; every pot smoker has been there. You had no idea what you were doing, but that didn’t stop you from feeling unstoppable and alive. There’s nothing like that first hit of weed.
5. The “I immediately regret eating that many edibles” face
One minute you’re fine. Then, those edibles finally start kicking in, and they are much more potent than you expected. Now you’re pretty sure you’re about to become the first person to die from pot.
6. The “I can’t keep my eyes open and need a drink of water” face
You’re higher than Snoop Dogg, and you know it. It’s written all over your face, from the red eyes to the dry mouth. You could go for a cold glass of water, or perhaps even a gallon. Cottonmouth is no joke.
6. The “I feel fantastic and am just kind of there” face
Maybe you’re trying to be an active participant in the conversation your homies are having. Or, perhaps this is the face you make when the ganja hits you just right. You might not even know yourself. But you do know that you feel great.
7. The “I’m definitely not all there” face
This face right here is a classic. You’re there physically, but your mind is in a different universe entirely.
8. The “You most certainly will not skip over me” face
How you look when it’s your turn for the blunt, and someone tries to mess up the rotation. Not today, sweet pea. Not today.
9. The “So are you gonna pass the joint or not” face
Any day now…
10. The “That must be my pizza” face
Once you hear that doorbell ring, you know what time it is.